to ∞ & beyond

Brittany Amber | twenty-two

[sweeterthananywine]

aw that sucks :(

me as a professional therapist (via spankmehardbarry)

[fasterfood]

“ur fly is down” i say to my friend. he looks at his zipper, but i was actually referring to his pet fly. it seemed pretty upset

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

[coopcorg-blog]

[illinicoise]

No, you hang up first.

[st-pam]

[princessbrittnasty]

me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*

also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*

[princessbrittnasty]

When I hear police sirens getting closer

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

[menpale]

[fi-gallaghers]

[lovelysuggestions]

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

[ven0moth]

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

[culturavibe-blog]

[mechanical-manson]

[wordsnstuff]

[disneyfeverdaily]

[iraffiruse]

[claycaduceus]

FACT:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia