Okay, hotshot.

Waffletallest named a trubbish after me, and that's pretty accurate. 27. She/Her. Lesbian.

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[catchymemes]

[damazcuz]

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Sand pipers running very quickly together as it is their typical behavior. They stick together because they are small but together they are a swarm and swarms can be speedy; it is their greatest trait apart from their uncanny ability to find treats in the sands

[notbecauseofvictories]

The Grate Cheese Robbery - Longreads

How organized crime fell in love with cheese—and made it the most stolen food item in the world.

Food fraud is big business. People have been adulterating and stealing food for as long as we’ve been eating it—from smuggling to counterfeiting, hijacking lorries to run-of-the-mill theft. The World Trade Organization estimates that food crime costs the global food industry as much as $50 billion US a year.

Famously, in 2012, around $18 million worth of maple syrup was siphoned from a warehouse in Canada. The Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers discovered during a routine check that their maple syrup barrels were depleted, throwing the global supply into jeopardy. In 2013, it was Nutella’s turn, with thieves in Germany stealing 6,875 large jars of the stuff. That same year, while a lorry driver was asleep in his cab in a layby in Worcestershire, England, thieves cut a hole in the side of the lorry and extracted 6,400 tins of Heinz baked beans with sausages. West Mercia police asked for information “about anyone trying to sell large quantities of Heinz baked beans in suspicious circumstances.” 

In 2023, in Shropshire, Joby Pool hitched a trailer containing 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs, estimated to be worth around $41,000, to a stolen tractor unit and towed the Easter chocolate away. He was caught driving northbound on the M42 and walked toward the police with his hands up. That same year, 37 tons of olive oil were stolen from a mill in Halkidiki, Greece, costing the cooperative growers $348,000. “They don’t go for jewellery anymore, they go for olive oil,” one local reporter told The Guardian.

And on March 26, 2026, headlines (and memes) exploded with the news that 413,793—12 tons—of chocolate KitKat bars had been stolen in transit from Italy to Poland.

But the most stolen food in the world? 

Cheese. 

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[whoarethemoonpeople]

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

there needs to be an update to this post that fits the post-2008 period because all his modern songs are like. I wasn't scared of dying for far too long. Stories filled with blood get told to feel alive. There's nothing you won't do when the vampire pulls you. And you're too far gone to question why.

[eternalgirlscout]

my personal favorites

[princesskuragina]

my contribution

[stutter-like-a-kaleidescope]

A Mountain Goats Chronology

Early 90s song called Going to Moldova: (all one word) “hellopeterandmikethisisjohnitsthemorningoffebruarytwentythirdandithoughticouldplaythissongbetterthistime. so. here it is” *microphone immediately peaks* *guitar string breaks* “I woke up on the morning one week after you broke my heart and I felt / kind of bad”

Late-90s song called Alpha Double Indemnity: *whirring of the boombox* *lallitree plunks three notes on the banjo* *john strumming a major chord with one string extremely out of tune* “living on whiskey and pomegranates can only get me so far / down to the darkest depths with you”

Early 2000s 4AD era semi-autobiographical song: *most heartbreaking acoustic guitar riff you’ve ever heard* John, remembering to sing about half the time “I had two twinkies yesterday for breakfast / and met some friends at the abandoned hospital lot” *cello countermelody*

Modern era songs: *funky bass breakdown* *electric keyboard jazz chord* John (happier than he’s ever been) “I’m gonna stick a pencil in your eye and leave your body where the cops will never find you” *name drops character from 1993 cassette-only B-side* *flugelhorn solo*

[snowcrushkiller]

but early goats is like [song title that is connected to the content if you squint] [unrelated audio sample] [john experiences a basic emotion but renders it nearly unrecognizable in an anecdote about daily life] i cant leave my house or perform basic tasks. i am eating food with my hands. [starts to reflect on the unreliability of perception and memory] you are in this song but i dont know who you are. i am in this song but i dont know who i am. i am eating food with my hands.. from a jar or perhaps a can. [strums thrift store guitar no pick for 30 seconds]

[apollosopera]

for my birthday I’m giving you all a very special gift: a “which Muppet are you?” quiz with 36 possible results! it’s been a while since I had an idea for a uquiz so I was super excited to finish this one. enjoy! tell me which muppet you get!!!

ever wanted to find out which Muppet you are, but didn't want to be limited to the main cast? have I got the quiz for you! i added just abou

[podcastwizard]

I work as a receptionist and there are two computers at the front desk and right now one of my coworkers is Googling “concept of the self” and the other is Google image searching Jersey Mike’s sandwiches

[miamicommune]

you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.

[iqw7-deactivated20210911]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[shamebats]

The OP's pronouns are they/he.

[hungwy]

im joining the sleep war on the side of bed and blanky