☆彡

roses in a closet, pictures in a drawer

[flimflix]

[ballwizard]

if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

[ballwizard]

foolproof plan

[birdsareblooming]

I want to show this to an animal crossing player 10 years ago

[blue--folder]

Hummingbird is relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar.

[lmpressionismus]

[the-moonlight-witch]

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

[marichromatic]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

as you are surely aware Saint Ambrose of Milan was the driving force behind Theodosian antipagan policy in the fourth century. by some means his unquiet spirit has come to finish the work. i would like to ask my followers to pray for his success

[cerastes]

Witchtok nerds deadass logging in to say “raid night at Tartarus tonight, let’s clear Saint Ambrose (Savage), must have seen enrage” conpletely unironicallt like it isn’t going to get their asses beaten and lunch money stolen at best, and outright sent to the Shadow Realm at worst if this all were real like the girl that tried to fistfight Allah and ended up in the Crystal Healing Room or whatever like Vegeta in the healing pod after getting styled on by Frieza.

[grandangelhologram]

someone PLEASE explain what the actual fuck is going on in this post

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

well see i'm overselling my genuine belief in the reality of spiritual warfare here in conjunction with my knowledge of early church history for comedic effect in the interest of clowning on witches who i believe are universally big losers, and that cerastes - hey, whose url i vaguely recognize from 2014 tumblr when i ran with a bunch of libertarian firearms enthusiasts who've all become either fascists or socialists but none of whom have really otherwise grown as people so far as i know - anyway they're talking about this thing which seems like it's bait that got taken seriously by both pro and anti-witch factions. kind of a funny concept though. like something from early 2000s madtv.

[geicosuave]

what the fuck is going on in this post

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

just explained it stupid!!

[disney0bsessoid5150]

I think the explanation explained nothing

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

yeah disney obsessoid 5150 that makes sense. well how does this grab you: i wrote it because i hate you personally and i want you to suffer.

[sillyguyhotline]

“i’d survive the death game” bro you have midori on your triggers list we all know how that worked out for shin

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

[thatonegirlondiscord]

This post left more questions than answers

[sunicycle]

here are your answers. I don’t know if you still want them

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

dr. seuss was racist :/

AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERENT?

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

i know it's funnier without context but here's the context if anyone needs it

[kingofthehillcaps]

[tooiconic]

holy shit

[klubbhead]

King

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

Of the hill

[outofcontextarthur]

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

[jackafz]

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

when you see how expansive other ppl’s music taste is & whenever you share your music you feel like “yeah im obsessed with twinkle twinkle little star rn. the abc’s is so underrated. also i recently discovered baa baa black sheep”

[ryo-maybe]

This is one of the most emotionally compromising VNs I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading

[beguilingcorpse]

[super-metroid]

getting real obese rat vibes from this breast

[yesterdaysprint]

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

[123iloveyoutoo]

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

[ministryofsillytalks]

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

[123iloveyoutoo]

hold on i gotta make a post

[claricetudor]

instagram | facebook | twitter | shop | patreon | webtoon

[detectivehole]

what do you do in your free time?

freeze in place until i'm within render distance

[hungwy]

hey just thought yiu might want to know that when your blog is recommended to me it has a picture of mob from mob psycho 100 on it but when i clicked it there was no picture of mob from mob psycho 100. this is pretty upsetting because i wanted to see a picture of mob (from mob psycho 100) and upon clicking there wasn’t actually one there, and i still have yet to see a single one on your blog, maybe fix this issue and i’ll consider following

Yep, i do thar on purpose. To hurt you!