Alpha

Cigarettes n one grande hot Americano plz

[ilovemyplace]

[ithelpstodream]

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

[thecommonchick]

When you finally get a text, but it’s just from the phone company saying you used all the data

[fuckyeahhellaflushh-blog]

[princesskoreaa]

(via wowitztony, fuckyeahhellaflushh-blog)

[1forher-deactivated20220505]

me being romantic: i miss giving you head

[hplyrikz]

Spoil your girl with consistency

(via hplyrikz)

[jdm]

iconic

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

me: idk why people make app merchandise like fuck the entirety of angry birds merch franchise. 

friend: u can buy neko atsume plushies now 

me: 

[ulibeanzz]

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

[placeholderurlimgone]

me as a superhero

bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?

[kehlanifenty]

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[kanyecovers]

[deionpage]

[asvpxvlad]

[jbuadooo]

Enjoying car life!

[lindsaylohanthony]

[hainab-deactivated20130425]

#but when are they hiring?

[starspangledpunks-deactivated20]

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

[quasikool]

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

[blakedanny]

Im laughing so hard omg

[somethingwittythiswaycomes]

[thattallsummonerguy]

Me making signs….