[blakedanny]

Is this thing on

[lavender-lily]

Rapunzel from Into The Woods and Johanna from Sweeney Todd are the same character and essentially interchangeable, don’t @ me, you know I’m right. In fact I’ll add Cosette into the mix. Broadway in the 80’s had one (1) role for sopranos, and it was Ingenue Who Is Locked Away By Someone Who Is Not Her Biological Parent And Falls In Love With The First Dumbass Tenor Who Happens By And Also Her Mother Is Dead.

[jassmarie19]

And it’s really important she’s blonde

[laszlove]

my life is different now that i’ve watched this video.

[funkdawg99]

I felt this in my soul

[mymemphisparade]

Real Friends // I’ve Given Up On You

[jurassicsunsets]

The entire concept of whales just….seriously messes with me. Animals have been around for what, 700 million years? And somehow, EASILY the largest one we know of in that entire duration is alive today.

What is it? Is it like, some massive sponge that covers an entire reef, or an enormous fish, or a sauropod dinosaur? 

No, it’s an ungulate. It evolved from what is essentially a pig, and it lives exclusively in the water, and it eats nothing but tiny shrimp.

The biggest one? The biggest animal of all time? We have absolutely no idea where they go to breed.

Oh, and also some of them can leap their entire body length vertically out of the water.

[coat]

That’s just how ungulates are.

[unmutedlark-blog]

medically accurate muscle chart:

[shutframe]

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[nineprotons]

@cosmicdwarf

[stele3]

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

[curlicuecal]

traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit

I’m gonna try these tips

[melonmemes]

[lili-rochefort]

Memes over

[ghazal67]

[daco-broman]

flex on em

[robotlyra]

EXCUSE ME?

[cashonlydreams]

That reveal though

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

[imthegirlwhowaited]

the russian commentary is truly the best part though

“He’s huge!! So chubby!”

“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”

“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”

[lesbiantiana]

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

[coat]

As if my life would have to be a mess for me to let a rat take over

[glumshoe]

Doing some antique shopping.

[chainsaw-to-the-heart]

Judging by the outlet plug on that thing, it’s been revamped since it’s original build. Somebody wanted to keep that ol’ gal a buzzin!

[glumshoe]

And now she’s for sale, available for $38.50 to anyone who cares to extend her… service life.

[tkkatherineblog]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

Now Presenting……..

Her

[gif87a-com]

[antifa-hulk]

[humansofnewyork]

“My mom had her own issues, so I was never really parented.  I spent most of my time alone.  Cereal out of the box.  Packets of ketchup.  The occasional cold chicken finger that she’d bring back from a night of partying.  I left the house when I turned twelve and started staying with school friends every night.  By thirteen I was making my own money from acting gigs and extra work.  And by sixteen I was completely on my own.  I couldn’t balance school and work so I dropped out in the ninth grade.  I worked in record stores.  I started photographing bands and then moved into photography.  That’s what I’ve been doing the last twenty years.  Lots of commercial stuff.  Lots of happy family snappies in the park.  But these last few years I’ve moved into fine art photography. And the whole ‘art thing’ really requires me to put myself out there.  It’s personal.  So I’ve had to confront my past.  I’m sensitive about my lack of education.  I don’t have a degree or the sense of entitlement that comes along with it.  Sometimes it can feel like a closed door.  Like I don’t belong.  It can be difficult to self-advocate.  Or stay confident in the face of rejection.  Or own my space when I’m dealing with someone that is difficult.  Ironically my husband and I have a lot of friends who are authors, or professors, or film directors.  They’re all very educated.  I just never had the chance.  I had to zig and zag and do whatever I could to survive.  But I got here.  I’m attending my own art show this afternoon.  And you know what?  Talking through this stuff just made me realize that I’m proud of myself.”

[transpondster]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Nazi-puncher fined $1

Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/07/nazi-puncher-fined-1.html

[wilwheaton]

Keep punching Nazis.

[natural--blues]

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

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