[sleek-styles]

Zuhair Murad Spring Couture 2015

[lovingblakelively]

'Grace of Monaco' Premiere at 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival

[princessmcnugget]

person in group chat: makes typo

everyone else in group chat: copies and pastes typo

typo: occasionally becomes a meme in the chat

[princessmcnugget]

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD

[li-li-litchi]

What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders

[cookiemonstahz]

There would be no crime

[bunmom-deactivated20180905]

do you ever just feel your eyebrows

[hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter]

Caption: 

“Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”

[maxhole-deactivated20130822]

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

[cuntnibblingwhore-deactivated20]

[vvorldwideweb]

sorry kid, no more bicycles, only straightcycles or gaycycles none of that in between nonsense

[divinekurt-deactivated20130415]

the longer u look at a selfie the uglier it gets

[subl-iminal]

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

*opens webcam*

*pulls weird faces*

*stares at self for 10 minutes*

*closes webcam without having taken any photos*

[princessmcnugget]

me a minute before i have to leave the house: wait i need to charge my phone

[princessmcnugget]

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

[homofauxbic]

i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me

[jonwithabullet-deactivated20190]