Professor Oak's Slice of Internet

Professor Oak's home grown slice of Internet.

[wyldstallyn]

love him

[wyldstallyn]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[journeymanfool]

Camp

[monkeyjungle]

Raw power. Doesn't even need a straw he's just sucking the water up through the air

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[justcatposts]

game time (via: @brittanynlau)

[lifeinlowkey]

You coward, you ended the video early because you didn’t want to admit defeat.

[theitalianscrub]

A crushing victory

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Do this and Tony the Tiger will come to your house and kill you

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

I don’t know why I thought Tony the tiger was the Gatorade mascot

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Damn thats Powerade

[steelreservehighgravitylager-de]

[can-o-memes]

me_irl

[can-o-memes]

sOpHiStAcAtEd

[can-o-memes]

I'm gonna Kermit a crime if you dont get outta here with all that asss

[can-o-memes]

This is a stolen meme

[memeuplift]

[memeuplift]

[skorgu]

[meezer]

[blzarrelovetriangle]