payton jane

you bet

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

[real-horse-facts]

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

[real-horse-facts]

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

[point-at-horses]

horse 🫵

[slimepost-generator]

mission status report: all systems are in the green. because of the slime, which is green

[slimepost-generator]

we are, in fact, in immense danger. because of the slime

[slimepost-generator]

which is green

[gayvampyr]

[chaoticgouda]

[ayukaze]

"I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS..."

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

[stevespookington]

reminder to new users to change your icon so you don’t get blocked cause people think you are a bot

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[egberts]

hey. don't cry. 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs, okay?

[lastvalyrian]

[megpricephotography]

Barney, snoozing on a hilltop, in the summer of 2009. 

[teathattast]

[boobyruby29]

They're reporting on this like he's a real person I love this

[teathattast]

He IS a real person

[sabertoothwalrus]

what if tumblr took a leaf out of youtubes book and sent people golden shoelaces after hitting a milestone. they don’t tell you what the milestone is

[without-ado]

November’s Waning Gibbous Moon l Roger Hyman