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Keni
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Jules of Nature
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Game of Thrones Daily
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@slimepost-generator
most people won't tell you this but 10 units of slime can be exchanged for a wish crystal at most shops
ask any merchant for a wish crystal and they'll pretend they don't know what you're talking about but if you drop a wet sack of slime on that counter whether they like it or not you're makin wishes
most people won't tell you this but 10 units of slime can be exchanged for a wish crystal at most shops
it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet
my house is very unsafe
PSA: When you get this much variety in your infestation, contrary to popular belief, calling the Ghostbusters should not be your first step.
At this level of severity and diversification, you actually need to bring in the Bailey School Kids.
animation comm! commissions are open on my ko-fi if you want one <3
the younger generation is delusional, like why bother guarding your brood? in my day we would lay egg masses everywhere in obscure locations and statistically some of your offspring would make it to maturity.
boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy
t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme
GET BACK TO WORK
messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.
dissecting myself to raise awareness
hey? do you need something?
Hagfish girl who exudes copious amounts of milky, fibrous mucous which, when released from her skene glands, can swell to 10,000 times its initial volume in 0.4 seconds due to the impressive surface area and flexibility the slime’s protein structures enable.
And she’s cute about it, her face goes (＾ν＾）
goops i slid it again
-- slimegirl pop star named slipney spears
THATS RIGHT
hit me baby one more slime
THATS FUCKING RIGHT
with a taste of her slips I'm on a slime
Did you know each slime girl has her own unique flavor? Try putting the next one you see in your mouth to discover their particular taste! Don’t worry about asking, they’ll love it.
favorite word?
yuckyyyyyyyy
she was ethically opposed to the practice of assimilation into the hive mind but her dick was a fork and by g-d that goo girl pussy was starting to look like a toaster
@puppetbilly yes.
so you eat the slime? and drink it? the slime nourishes you completely? and all you have to do is climb in the tank?
milk banana turkey porridge
in bog and fen I often forage
Everybody wants to rule the world
milk banana turkey porridge
in bog and fen I often forage
I'm inventing a new type of girl that can move through solid surfaces with ease
where did she go
