*shlrbp*

Goo Valhalla is near

[its-2am-bois]

animation comm! commissions are open on my ko-fi if you want one <3

[slimereveler]

the younger generation is delusional, like why bother guarding your brood? in my day we would lay egg masses everywhere in obscure locations and statistically some of your offspring would make it to maturity.

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[dateamonster]

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

[slimepost-generator]

dissecting myself to raise awareness

[slimepost-generator]

hey? do you need something?

[shinytarountula]

Hagfish girl who exudes copious amounts of milky, fibrous mucous which, when released from her skene glands, can swell to 10,000 times its initial volume in 0.4 seconds due to the impressive surface area and flexibility the slime’s protein structures enable.

And she’s cute about it, her face goes (＾ν＾）

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

goops i slid it again

-- slimegirl pop star named slipney spears

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

THATS RIGHT

[im-mender]

hit me baby one more slime

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

THATS FUCKING RIGHT

[low-polly]

with a taste of her slips I'm on a slime

[reliableslimegal]

Did you know each slime girl has her own unique flavor? Try putting the next one you see in your mouth to discover their particular taste! Don’t worry about asking, they’ll love it.

[slimepost-generator]

favorite word?

yuckyyyyyyyy

[slimepost-generator]

she was ethically opposed to the practice of assimilation into the hive mind but her dick was a fork and by g-d that goo girl pussy was starting to look like a toaster

[slimepost-generator]

@puppetbilly yes.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

so you eat the slime? and drink it? the slime nourishes you completely? and all you have to do is climb in the tank?

[slimepost-generator]

milk banana turkey porridge

in bog and fen I often forage

[ironminer888]

Everybody wants to rule the world

[slimepost-generator]

milk banana turkey porridge

in bog and fen I often forage

[slimepost-generator]

I'm inventing a new type of girl that can move through solid surfaces with ease

[slimepost-generator]

where did she go

[slimepost-generator]

I'm inventing a new type of girl that can move through solid surfaces with ease

[swagophile]

They recently did a procedure to remove all the sludge and goo from my body and turn her into a new girl who thinks and feels. And i'm pissed about it. Because I think she's better than me

[johnnytwentythree]