I WRITE SOME STUFF

Penelope // she/her // 16 // Bisexual // Canadian // Leo // Hufflepuff // Introvert

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[star-anise]

@wlw-orchids replied to your post “Femme bi women married to men still have stories about queerness to…”

actually femme is a lesbian term but bi women can use stag/tomcat/doe!

Just a few notes!

1. Tumblr is the ONLY place I’ve ever seen it claimed that “butch” and “femme’ are lesbian-exclusive. EVERYWHERE else–LGBTQ+ organizations, wlw magazines, drag shows, pride parades, academia–recognize that while many different groups under the LGBTQ+ umbrella have had special histories with the words “butch” and “femme”, the terms actually originated in straight culture and have been used by people of EVERY sex, gender, and sexual orientation, for decades.

2. Bi women CAN use stag/tomcat/doe, if they want. But overwhelmingly, we DON’T want to, and ACTIVELY resist having those terms shoved on us. The doe/stag/tomcat paradigm was invented in 2014 by two bi teenagers who were bowing to pressure from lesbian exclusionists; bi women have called themselves butch and femme for as long as lesbians have. (Until the 1970s, ”lesbian” historically meant “a woman who has been known to love/have sex with another woman” and wasn’t very strict about its definitions; historical “lesbians” include people who today would be recognized as bi, asexual, trans, or nonbinary) And if a large number of bi women WERE willing to give up the identities they’ve carried since forever, which is dubious, it would NOT be for terms as dehumanizing, and sex-essentialist, and hypersexual as doe/stag/tomcat..

3. I’m really disturbed by how much this claim is being pushed on Tumblr, because a lot of Tumblr’s audience is teenagers and people newly discovering their LGBTQ+ identities, who don’t have a ton of LGBTQ+ and allied friends to give them support and community. And, well, a lot of LGBTQ+ people, a lot of lesbians, really disagree with the idea that everyone should get scolded for using words they’ve always used. But Tumblr discourse primes teenagers and newbies to think “Anyone using butch/femme incorrectly is bad,” so when they go to their local pride parade or safe space or LGBT center or queer community, they’ll see ways those groups have talked about themselves for over fifty years and assume these are bad people who won’t support them. It teaches new/young people to look with suspicion and distrust about people who can be really valuable in their lives, and to interact with them in ways they don’t know come across as really hostile.

That keeps newer/younger LGBTQ+ people from forming friendships with or learning from other LGBTQ+ people outside a small circle on Tumblr–and when someone is isolated, and has been taught they can’t look to any outside source or do any independent research to tell them about their history or identity or what makes a relationship healthy, they are very at risk of being preyed upon, with no knowledgeable outside friends to say, “Hey, some of what your online friends are saying sounds really extreme. Are you sure letting them tell you what to call yourself, what to watch or read, how to dress, or who to sleep with is really healthy? Maybe you should tell them to back off and let you decide those things for yourself.”

[queerinbothsenses-deactivated-d]

Haven’t a bunch of bi and pan women of colour also said that they don’t feel comfortable using animal terms because they’ve faced racist dehumanization.

(This is based on my memory of the discourse, I am white and don’t want to speak over woc who are for or against these terms)

[star-anise]

Yep! It’s in the notes of this post a lot, and for people like “It doesn’t mention race at all, how can it be racist?!” I did a bit of a breakdown with sources here.

[oaluz]

from here

[tangotek12345]

hi ho im opening commissions!!

dm me for inquiries!! prices and other info can be found here!!

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[testosterowned]

this post teleported me back to 2011

[judgejudyofficial]

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

[firesuns-archive]

[giadadilaurentis]

world heritage post

[sparrow-va]

my legacy lives on

[sabrsiren-deactivated20250418]

Petition to wear figure skating outfits as casual clothes

[catchymemes]

[sssquiddles]

[serene-elysium]

another pic, different angle

[randomklutz]

^ important

[probsjosh]

big boy

[tincansamurai]

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

[why-d0-i-exist]

[tangotek12345]

hi ho im opening commissions!!

dm me for inquiries!! prices and other info can be found here!!

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[mysharona1987]

Like, you want janitors and McDonald fast food workers and cleaners.

You just don’t want them to make a liveable wage and have healthcare and be treated like proper human beings.  

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

lonely lesbian love story

[submalevolentgrace]

a story of two good friends who appreciate each other platonically, and are wandering home feeling emotionally fulfilled about their conversation over their mutual desires to find girlfriends that are compatible to their different individual needs, rather than just letting themselves fall into a relationship with anyone nearby that is available, regardless of compatibility

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

you know what? you’re right

[typhlonectes]

AOC.

[that-one-nerd-over-yonder]

And THIS is what I want people to understand at this point

[kushtimusprime]

TEAR THE WHOLE SYSTEM DOWN.

[reyofdawn]

uhhhhh ya idk im on a frozen kick ill do other stuff soon maybe,

[lochnesssage]

[candidcompetition]

Just to let y’all know where I stand

[whatsshecalled-archive]

every single time.

[councilwomannope]

IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO TALK ABOUT PERIODS THIS OPENLY THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

[sxb4by]