Lexie

All I do is watch Netflix and laugh about memes

[cursedimagez]

[princesstortellini]

Mood

[depsidase]

[mc-bat-commander-deactivated201]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[princesstortellini]

Asking the real questions

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

[yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420]

excuse me

[princesstortellini]

Well

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[princesstortellini]

oh

[loosesealbluths]

[spaceler]

[bravelittlepixel]

[oopsididitagain3-deactivated201]

[princesstortellini]

what a queen

[armito]

[thebloodisthelife]

[sf3]

[thaebae]

what isthis

[scoobydoomistakes]

[princesstortellini]

Me

[ruinedchildhood]

[octavius-slays]

[surprisebitch]

im gumball

[krabby-kronicle]

[princesstortellini]

What I made my agriculture teacher. 😂 Cakeboss who? 🎂😂