Princess Yuka

[deeplifequotes]

Never did they want you more than the moment they couldn’t have you.

Jeff Hood (via deeplifequotes)

[princessyuka]

[mielrosa-deactivated20160819]

Men sleeping is just so adorable to me, idk why lol. It’s like y'all finally peaceful and not doing no dumb shit, I love it

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[tsunzia-deactivated20160525]

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[kinkycasey]

“If it makes you feel any better

my dildo won’t get to cum either.”

[ninten-dolly-deactivated2016052]

[disgustinghuman]

Uzumaki || Junji Ito

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[kinkycasey]

She hasn’t made nearly enough boys cry today.

[lucapani]

[hogtied-jenny]

[left-reminders]

[staked]

[cloududart]

[baphomeme-archive]

top six ways to insult boys

purposefully forget their names

any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”

extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u

“hold this.” stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc

“sorry, what? i wasn’t listening” rinse and repeat

tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

[princessyuka]