“Missing er homelan’ geneth?”
“Always, but this is more to help out my uncle, he doesn’t take birthdays well. Honestly, any chance to go home is one I’ll take.”
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“Missing er homelan’ geneth?”
“Always, but this is more to help out my uncle, he doesn’t take birthdays well. Honestly, any chance to go home is one I’ll take.”
“Aww, well happy birthday to him! Does he have grey hair yet–my mom said her father was not happy when he got his first.”
“Oh no, he’s turning 36 and he’d be having a panic attack if that happened. Apparently he’s going on his typical “I’m a prince and still a bachelor woe is me” rant, but I don’t know what people expect when they don’t exactly lead a lifestyle that fits settling down into it. “
❝ Thank you that’s exactly what I was going for. ❞
“Oh good, I’m glad you don’t care about being seen looking like something you can’t feed after midnight.”
❝ Disgusting. ❞
❝ I can’t wait to ruin it. ❞
“You know how uncle Pierre gets when he realizes he’s getting older! Dude’s still a bachelor, my dad’s worried he’ll be going through a very early mid-life crisis.”
“You ruin that, and I’ll punch you in the face. Your evil laugh makes you look like a gremlin by the way.”
“You’re so lucky! I wish I could visit home but my father said that would have to wait until summer and even then it was only a maybe.”
“Thanks! Honestly, this wouldn’t be happening if my uncle wasn’t having his birthday and getting all moody at getting older. I’m usually the best one at calming him down.”
“That’s great news. For you.”
“Way to ruin my buzz. Thanks a lot.”
“Got a call from my parents, apparently they’re letting me visit home this weekend!"
“Okay. I’ll do that then, Canada. The maids will handle it, I’m sure.”
“Exactly! That’s what they’re paid for, right? Blender companies should really just make a blender that won’t start if the lid isn’t on, save everyone the trouble.”
“Okay - So regarding the crazy ridiculous mess in the kitchen. I may have possibly tried to make a milkshake and I may have possibly accidentally forgot to put the lid on the blender, possibly.”
“Yikes, I’ve been there. Just run away and pretend someone else did it, someone will clean it up eventually.”
“Bless. i’m following!”
“Man, those guys are just ridiculous sometimes. I never knew they could be so ruthless until I got here. It’s like they have no idea what personal space is. As long as we’re here, want a drink?”
“So...how long are we going to be stuck in here for? Ugh this sucks more than being snowed in back home.”
“Don’t just stand and watch help me!”
“Come on, I know a hole-in-the-wall bar over here. They’ll run right past us.”
❝ Ohh, fuck fucking cunt fuck fucking horunge fuck !! ❞