Things Could Always Be Worse

(He/him) - 19 I like a lot of things, the list of things I’m into changes frequently but you can probably figure out my current thing from my posts

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[orbsteeb]

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime

[nge13]

[pangur-and-grim]

cleaning him

[pangur-and-grim]

those aren’t their names!!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[bewbin]

we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

[bewbin]

Monkey #44543 just sold his script to netflix and now all the other monkeys are acting like they were supporting him the whole time lol

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[dopaminerjic]

[firethekitty]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[were--ralph]

i must have missed SOMETHING, we can not be horny for the Scrub Daddy line of sponges and scrubbers without easing into that conversation first

[thewinter22]

After I pull out of my scrub daddy bf

[were--ralph]

bad! no!

[were--ralph]

oh this must be what the pineapple gif feels like to normies. i get it now and im still not sorry.

[slitherpunk]

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

[irondive]

[germanknifemommy-deactivated202]

[noelle-ism]

[fatbitchheftynaturals]

[crazy-brazilian]

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @imanexistentialcrisis)

[rabbitkinglune777]

trans women make this place better

[rabbitkinglune777]

not just the website but da world!

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal