[fromeuropewithlove]

[hulahoopofsalt]

Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

[xanny]

[4wallsfrnkremix-deactivated2016]

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

[mxnrique]

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

[vasmemeas]

please let’s not forget

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

Fuck Taylor swift

[skankheaux-deactivated20240330]

who?

[attach-blog1]

sink-to-stay-afloat

[winterfellis]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[rob0419]

View of Downtown Brooklyn, from the F train

Add me on Snapchat, Rob0419, for photos around NYC. 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[kevinkinky]

[cyberho]

Me as a weedman

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the oldest person on earth is 119 years old, then 120 years ago, there was a completely different set of human beings on earth.

[thecommonchick]

LOL 😂

[quailstoastonish]

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

[stability]

*actively ignores thinking about my future*

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

anyone else feel this: ugly

[om-exia]

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’