hey, kids

I’ve matured about 0.7% insta: @ sasco_photo

[henstomper]

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[crustywhitedogenthusiast]

[scumbagsblog]

I looked through the notes and these are definitely the best examples of OP’s point

[dankest-of-lies]

Reblog this or die.

[priority-guardian]

Tim: stop asking if I'm a top or a bottom, im a disappointment

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[peachdoxie]

[maivewaely]

we wear red so they don’t see us bleed hundred dollar bills under our sleeve we intend not to sleep till we’re dead drink our problems right out of our heads singing ooh here comes trouble

[hbunot]

breathe if you think im cute 

[hell0-there-lady]

The reality of Instagram Modeling

[medic981]

This is important.

[daintydiarist]

Bless this post

[emthetimelady]

I really need stuff like this

[vstheworld]

shoutout to models who navigate such a difficult field while learning enough about its problems to then expose it for the rest of us. that’s pretty punk rock of them.

[jasntodds]

New still from Spider-Man: Far From Home via Total Film

[itsagifnotagif]

I got Ned in this quiz that tells you which Marvel character you are and honestly.. I now get it

[justbadpuns]

Looks like Ned may have accidentally hit his arachnads

[exploitedwstockholm-deactivated]

I got Peggy, so. Confirmed queer

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

I’m physically restraining him from eating my donut

[nightingem]

[unclefather]

let him have a bite

[4gifs]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[halles-comet]

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

[halles-comet]

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

[halles-comet]

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

[bopeep]

[happifying-things]

[i-am-a-fish]

click for better quality

[superwhovian-221b]

[dogdownloader]

you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit and then threatened to post the video on facebook and instagram if we didn’t clean it up

[dogdownloader]

HOLY SHIT LMAO