Prisonify

Prison is not a joke.

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Prison wine: DONE! Tasted surprisingly nice. Very strong. Like a dry perry with a citrus aftertaste. Jilly Goulden OUT.

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Making paint out of M&Ms. 

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art supplies

Done!

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Pruno in progress.

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Dildo Process. 

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The Great White Shank. 

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ha only took 3 weeks! nice one.

I've been in solitary for 3 weeks. Sorry!

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Dildo — Instapreview.

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dildo

Consider it done.

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Necessity is the mother of invention, and who needs a tattoo gun more than a prison inmate?

Prisonify is an attempt to replicate the raw human ingenuity that people are capable of in circumstances beyond their control; a special kind of practical genius that can't be taught or learned. You can suggest objects for me to 'Prisonify' in the ask box.

Ground Rules

It has to exist in the realms of possibility. I cannot make a time machine out of a butter knife and some twine, no matter how much I would like to.

It has to be possible to make out of prison commissary items. Prisoners don't have access to a lot of stuff, if they don't have access to industrial solvents and sharp objects, then neither do I.

It can't endanger myself or others. I'm committed to this project, but not that committed.

That's all I can think of right now, so ask me to Prisonify whatever you can think of, go crazy, and remember, Prison is not a joke.