Unless evil's carrying the martini tray, darling!

Note to self: update this text at the same time as the background Also, here be pirates and dragons and other mythological entities!

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[str-ngeloop]

it's called the whether because it depends

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[spatort]

@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[memesfromtheinternet]

[thenamelessmonk]

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

[official-german-gaming]

[x]

[gipki]

Miss my girl

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mevil]

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[gjjuddmk2]

[fipindustries]

well, what i was getting at was really more like you should get out of the house more, socialize, meet people, these are all proven ways to deal with depression, try to distract yourself with fun activities, i get this is what you work as but there is a difference between performing and watching someone else perform, my point is, surely there are other clowns in town mr pagliacci

[yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock]

I love this little bit by Cathon

[what-even-is-thiss]

My advice to you if you’re a singer that’s going on T is to keep singing through the voice cracks. You might sound bad for a year or two I won’t lie to you but if you don’t stop singing it’ll even out eventually and you’ll learn how to use your new instrument.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Some guys avoid going on T because they think it’ll ruin their singing voice forever and it doesn’t okay I promise. The thing that makes people’s voices worse is that they give up during the awkward transition phase when it sounds bad and get way out of practice.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Boys let me tell you. When you finally figure out how to properly hit the deep notes. It’s like crack.

[earhartsease]

so our friend who goes by Irregular Joe in robot wars circles has crafted The Luggage, who is "a 13.6kg sportsman featherweight"

just look at it go!!!!

sound on, by the gods