Omniescent half-wolf DJ

I mean.....title says all, right? | FORTNITE DIRE RP | 18+ MUN/MUSE (dp by watermeion-soda!)

[prkrmllr-blog]

Parker’s like 27 but he’s a giant fucking teddy bear even though he’s a huge scary beeflord werewolf like. Be friends with him. DO IT. 

[prkrmllr-blog]

This thing says I’m a good boy. No takebacks!!!

[prkrmllr-blog]

RISE FROM THE DEAD

[ask-meme-addicts]

“Little Shop of Horrors” soundtrack sentence meme

❝ What a creepy thing to be happening! ❞

❝ It’s nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours! ❞

❝ You have a talent for causing things pain! ❞

❝ Don’t feed the plants! ❞

❝ I’m willing to keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things! ❞

❝ What do you want from me — blood? ❞

❝ The rainbow’s just a no-show. ❞

❝ Does this look inanimate to you, punk? ❞

❝ You’re a monster and so am I! ❞

❝ Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings? ❞

❝ Take a breath and look around: a lot of folks deserve to die! ❞

❝ Three words with the ring of fate. ❞

❝ Do you mind if I call you a genius? ❞

❝ Downtown: where depression’s just status quo. ❞

❝ Stop right where you are, don’t you move a thing! ❞

❝ Looks like you’re not happy, unless I open a vein. ❞

❝ Feed me! ❞

❝ You’re lookin’ cute as can be! ❞

❝ Bear in mind, I’m not immortal. ❞

❝ I have so, so many strong reservations. ❞

❝ Poor! All my life I’ve always been poor. ❞

❝ I’ll gladly treat you like my blood, and my own flesh. ❞

❝ Thanks a million for making the magic you do. ❞

❝ Who cares if I’ve been a little on the anemic side these past few weeks?  ❞

❝ You’ve given me nothing, but heartache and hurt. ❞

❝ The bosses take your money and they break your hearts. ❞

❝ Nobody ever treated me kindly. ❞

❝ They’re gonna put you in jail! ❞

❝ You got no place to hide, you got nowhere to run. ❞

❝ Must be blood! Must be fresh! ❞

❝ I’ve got no choice — I’m much too poor! ❞

❝ Relationships are no-go. ❞

❝ You’re barely alive. ❞

❝ Officially, I’m your brat! ❞

❝ He’ll never ever ever be any good! ❞

❝ Feed me all night long! ❞

❝ Tell your mama something’s gonna get her — she better beware! ❞

❝ All of a sudden success coming out of the blue! ❞

❝ When he’s gone, the world will be yours. ❞

❝ What we have here is an ethical dilemma. ❞

❝ Please understand, it’s still strange and frightening. ❞

❝ Someday, you’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay. ❞

❝ You cater to a million jerks. ❞

❝ I dream of a place where we could be together at last. ❞

❝ You need blood and he’s got more than enough! ❞

❝ Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? ❞

❝ Someone show me a way to get outta here. ❞

❝ I know things were bad, but now they’re okay. ❞

❝ Don’t let my mirth deceive you! ❞

❝ I’m dating a semi-sadist… ❞

❝ I keep asking God what I’m for, and he tells me ‘gee, I’m not sure!’ ❞

❝ Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut’s! ❞

❝ I’m begging you sweetly, I’m down on my knees! ❞

❝ People will pay you to be inhumane. ❞

❝ Stand aside watch that motha’ blow! Explosion! Bang! Kerboom! ❞

❝ I’d poison guppies, and when I was done, I’d find a pussycat and bash in its head. ❞

❝ Someone gimme my shot or I’ll rot here. ❞

❝ I get off on the pain I inflict! ❞

❝ Lady luck came and found me. ❞

❝ It really is a rotten way to go! ❞

❝ They say the meek gonna get it — and you’re a meek little guy. ❞

❝ I dream we’ll go somewhere that’s green. ❞

❝ Stop and think it over, pal… that guy sure looks like plant food to me. ❞

[prkrmllr-blog]

RISE FROM THE DEAD

[prkrmllr-blog]

Stupid baby idiot I want to love and hold and cherish 

[prkrmllr-blog]

Hewwo! :3c

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”

“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”

“Hi, welcome to me time.”

“Do you have anymore almond milk?”

“Just do it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“[Name], stop!”

“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”

“The power of Christ compels you.”

“What?”

“[Name], no one is judging you.”

“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”

“Who said you could come in?”

“What’s wrong with eating paint?”

“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”

“Cannolis, bitch!”

“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Look how much your mom loves you!”

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“I’m having me time, get out.”

“The devil is everywhere.”

“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”

“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”

“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“We’re good? Tight.”

“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”

“The darkness will swallow you whole.”

“This is a safe place.”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“You’re a nasty bitch!”

“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”

“I want to be seen from the heavens!”

“I love fucking myself up.”

“Don’t expose me like this.”

“Who you fightin’?”

“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”

“My face is burned.”

“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”

“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”

“I think it looks natural.”

“Go away.”

“I’ll never let go.”

“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”

“What are your standards?”

“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”  

[prkrmllr-blog]

Soft awooo.....

Very confused awoo???????

[prkrmllr-blog]

RISE FROM THE DEAD

[sadasdgasdgasdg]

Lgbt+ ask game

What do you identify as and what are your pronouns? 

How did you discover your sexuality, tell your story?

Have you experienced being misgendered? What happened and how did you overcome it?

Who was the first person you told, how did they react?

Describe what it was like coming out, what did you feel?

If you’re out, how did your parents/guardians/friends react?

What is one question you hate people asking about your sexuality?

Describe the style of clothing that you most often wear.

Who are your favourite lgbt+ ships?

What does makeup mean to you? Do you wear any?

Do you experience dysphoria? If so, how does that affect you?

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard said about the lgbt+ community?

What’s your favourite thing about the lgbt+ community?

What’s your least favourite thing about the lgbt+ community?

Have you ever been to your cities pride event? Why or why not?

Who is your favourite lgbt+ Icon/Advocate/Celebrity?

Have you been in a relationship and how did you meet?

What is your favourite lgbt+ book?

Have you ever faced discrimination? What happened?

Your Favorite lgbt+ movie or show?

Who are some of your favourite lgbt+ bloggers?

Which lgbt+ slur do you want to reclaim?

Have you ever gone to a gay bar, or a drag show, how was it?

How do you self-identify your gender, and what does that mean to you?

Are you interested in having children? Why or why not?

What identity advice would you give your younger self?

What do you think of gender roles in relationships?

Anything else you want to share about your experience with gender?

What is something you wish people know about being lgbt+?

Why are proud to be lgbt+?

♡ Happy pride from @hogwartsonline ♡

[triplethreatt]

[prkrmllr-blog]

Seeing Parker like. Full wolf is the rarest thing you can get from him. You see it in one of two (or maybe three, but i’m not giving you the third option) situations:

- Halloween show

or

- when he’s pissed

and he’s never been angry in his life. 

[prkrmllr-blog]

What happens when you give a dog an axe? 

[prkrmllr-blog]

Parker, watching Tilted get obliterated: “Good fucking riddance.” 

[prkrmllr-blog]

spiritprotector replied to your post :Me, having a good Genji game for once in my life,...

OOF I feel

I’m in physical atrophy it was SUCH A GOOD GAME and psn Does That

[prkrmllr-blog]

Me, having a good Genji game for once in my life, on fire, 20+ kills, and dragonblade:

Psn: