A Paranoid Tool

[magnifigal]

2C Mepheston.

RUN.

@darkseraphscorner @immanuelcouldnt @fuukonomiko @crysdrawsthings @tw6464

[magnifigal]

Oh Hey, I still love this old thing I did. 

[magnifigal]

2-D for Eliphasssss

postin’ the treasonous dog.

dem teeth tho.

@throndin @beans345

[r10t3r]

Astartes (2018-2019)

[loremerchant]

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

Goddamn it.

[magnifigal]

@the-new-mandalor @gunsavvybookworm @madmans-workshop @tw6464 @fuukonomiko @pholcidae

[1010ll]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdiwAoLHhtZ/

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Hes got a ass

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[adeptus-illustratum]

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[markiplier]

Journal Entry #2

Can sucking dick be considered cardio?

I know it sounds crazy…

…CRAZY LIKE A DICK SUCKING FOX!!

But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:

But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.

I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.

Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.

-Mark

[m0rkl]

[markiplier]

Finally someone who gets it!

[kurokkii]

I’m sorry.

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[dinojay]

Hey guess what: I love them 

[05637-deactivated20190328]

i can’t be the only artist whose art skill is somehow controlled by the time of day (or night, rather).

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

look y’all criticize furries for wanting to fuck anthro animals but some of u wanna fuck skeletons and i’m gonna say furries at least wanna fuck things with actual genitalia how are u gonna fuck a skeleton they have no flesh huh huh gotcha

[axeystuff]

No but you don’t understand their dicks are made of the stuff lava lamps are filled with

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

we all know who this is about

just say sans

[muzakmise-deactivated20200606]

There are farrrr better skeletons to fall in lust love with.

[probably-being-paranoid]

He’s right you know.

[deepfriedthingsstuff]

Some doodles from last night. Trying to redesign my harpy girl and a lazy drawing of a guard looking fella.

[chongoblog]

[samusisnotasextoy]

[goud-guy-deactivated20160528]

I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

it was all dead people firefly dreams

[88888888serket]

this fucking goat shot laser beams at me, wtf

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

Jesus killed me just so we could play a game together

[eocb]

You are now a slug baby

[001247]

Everything was a dream and MC dies.

[nulsdodage]

And phantom pain has been remained to him, reminding the one who gave him the worst nightmare and imprisonment.

[meicheesecake]

Your friend is the demon son and spanks you

[formerlypoinsixer-deactivated20]

your british friend is stranded in space and you are released into the wild

[montymollusk]

son is now grandpa?

[tunajorts]

everyone is friends and nobody has to die

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

Lightsaber battle between long lost twin brothers in a motel car park

[pikachubutch-deactivated2022032]

your friend has to see you dissappear before their very eyes and theres a montage of your memories with them but you can’t see them bc of the tears

for the postgame

palkia does something semi memorable

[magnetplanet-deactivated2017090]

u simultaneously drown and blow up a naked capitalist asshole then idk make dinner plans or go out for drinks or something

[onyx-a-deactivated20190102]

you get adopted! but only after seeing everyone you love almost be killed by a plant possessed by the spirit of a dead goat child’s OC

[pyotrilyiich-deactivated2018030]

one guy gets forced to buy like an entire law firm’s worth of noodles

[cdrewind]

It was the child. All she wanted to do was play.

[jasonbloode-deactivated20170818]

Ah fuck now he’s eating humans

[decompositionstain-deactivated2]

you wake up and leave

[ajshdsyeghbhjbcgd-deactivated20]

you kill satan

[johnny-3-tears]

You leave your best friend in the most heartbreaking way and then have to watch them go through several months of severe depression before you finally come back and everyone cries

[stormnightshade]

Everyone dies. Literally everyone. No exceptions. THEY’RE ALL DEAD

[catwithbenefits]

The castle explodes and you ride back home without paying the train fare.

[eternallytardy]

Gay Jesus is actually the villian and you helped him destroy your town except not.

[springtwerp]

A snake turns people into zombies but it’s ok because not being an asshole fixed it

[not-a-penguin-official-deactiva]

A child drops the evac chopper after you killed your own unknown brother

[wachi-delectrico]

You materialize while your best friend is feeling feelsy as fuck about your sudden dissapearence, then proceed to have more adventures together

[probably-being-paranoid]

You set yourself on fire.

[mysteryzone-sfm]

New animation is here. Rick and Morty’s Baby Legs, animated in SFM. Enjoy!