Janey

Likes baking, cosplaying, and drawing. - My personal blog.

[boredpanda]

Photographer Spends Eternity Waiting For Museum Visitors To Match Artworks And The Result Is Worth The Wait

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[20th-centuryghost]

when you return to an old fandom after a long time and remember your favorite character(s)

[crimsonnskiess]

@qaznotquaz me leaving you behind in various fandoms

[rexrattorum]

Look my new friend!!!

But what’s this??

Oh?

OH??

OOOOOHHH!!!!!

[espurrellie]

HERE

COMES

A…

FRIEND!!!!!

[rexrattorum]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST ADDITION

[monstermonii]

Here’s where you can get it, since people only seem to be commenting links instead of reblogging them.

[gburanddragons]

These

Tables

Are

So

Freakin

GOOD!

Shoutout to Lady Tiefling for being kickass.

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

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[gluten-free-pussy]

[valtsv]

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

[thc-mx-deactivated20210619]

Bold of you to assume that these arent the same person just at different times

[werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202]

novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

[they-better-be-mysterious-deact]

#i like it  #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)

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[pansexualcookware]

Oh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssss please

[viimochi-archive-deactivated202]

has anyone done this yet

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[turing-tested]

my automatic instinct is to say HEWWO whenever I start calls online

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[boomstab-papa]

[libraford]

“Oh I love roses! I try growing them myself, but they never get very far.”

“Would you like to know the secret to healthy rose bushes,” I asked, knowing that she would not like the answer. 

“Do tell!”

Grin. “Blood.”

The customer paused, waiting for me to say that I was kidding. But I wasn’t so it never came. She became nervous. 

And before I could explain that blood meal is a common soil fixer and fertilizer, she put her hands up, spun around and said-

“Bye.”

You want to know the secrets to a beautiful garden? You better be prepared for some weird shit. 

[traegorn]

Well someone felt like being the ominous witch in the small, mysterious shop today.

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…also, tomatoes like blood too.

[libraford]

My interest in plants extends beyond ‘oh look a pretty flower’ and straight into ‘plants are fucking metal.’ 

Evidently, you’re supposed to plant garlic in the same places as your roses because the garlic will repel a rose-specific aphid.

So what I’m saying is that between the romantic symbolism of the rose, the bloodmeal in the soil, and the fresh garlic all over the place-

You could really set yourself up for an encounter with some VERY pissed vampires. 

[sans--seraph]

Roses really love banana skins, too. Just… stick one in there before you plant a rose bush or spronkle around one that’s already in  the ground. They’ll adore you. 

[libraford]

Mmm… blood banana. 

[fattyatomicmutant]

I made tiny ass Home Depot Petunias blossom like magic that they’re nearly overtaking the trellises.

How did I accomplish this?

Once a week I bury a small amount of leftover meat in the soil.

[libraford]

My morning glories loved the crap out of the charred chicken bones I gave them. They’re already an enthusiastic plant, but the blooms I had this year were extraordinary. 

[crimsonnskiess]

That explains piranha plants

[cloudraws]

I Had to Draw this when I saw the picture. Travis’ Im-gonna-burst face and Matt’s Offended look was just too good

Based on this:

[princesstigerbelle]

Look at this fluffy tug boat 🚣‍♀️😹 toot toot

[princesstigerbelle]

Can anyone do the thing with this pic and photoshop her drifting on water like a boat

[icanspeaktocats]

is *this* what you had in mind

[princesstigerbelle]

TOOT TOOT

[valtsv]

robot character: oh, who could possibly ever love me? me, an ugly, cold, lifeless machine???

me: