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thoughts nobody asked for lol ⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ ✩₊˚.⋆ Shoe & @aaaaaaaaaaaa-a⋆⁺₊✧

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when you're trying to fuck but your gf has to find her Jurassic Park short for the movies tomorrow

[probablyaweed]

I found it:)

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sometimes, being in a polycule is about giving your other partners a water before they fuck so that they have something to keep themselves hydrated

[probablyaweed]

We ain’t even drink that water

[probablyaweed]

happy one year since you confessed you were sooooo into me and obsessed with me and wanted to kiss soooooooooo bad <3333

Love you soggy!!! so happy our family is finally together:)

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[catchymemes]

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GF, as we're walking back home from pride: And then we're gonna go home and fuck?

Me: yeah, and fuck-in nap

GF: Yeah,,, true.

[probablyaweed]

Yeah and we DID…..fucking nap

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me: feeds girlfriend cheerios like she's a goat a petting zoo

girlfriend, in her mind: aww yeah, this fucks

[probablyaweed]

I need my girl dog food petting zoo style

[probablyaweed]

literally poly hate is so normalized for literally what reason?? This post had NOTHING to do with relationship/sexuality at all?? Like how are you gonna immediately be like “that person’s relationship is bothering me 🫵🏻”. It’s the same argument with homophobic ppl… why is that gay person’s life effecting YOU so bad? Literally if you don’t like it… don’t fucking participate??? Idk, I don’t get why it’s so normalized. Someone else having healthy communication with people that also want the same thing as them does not affect you literally at all. You just wanna hate on people that aren’t like you. It doesn’t look cool, it doesn’t make you superior, it makes you look pathetic.

Anyway, I wanted to reply to this comment SO bad. But I didn’t wanna start shit on a person’s post I actually like. I wanted to originally be like haha hey this isn’t cool, but the hater in me just wants to be like “why do monogamous ppl look the way u do”.. but I know u can’t fight fire with fire…. But I want to >:(

anyway fuck u<3

[dorianwolfforest]

Big things happening in the star stable community

[probablyaweed]

this is a hater safe zone

With that being said…

WORK SUCKEDDD!!! Ppl are so impatient!! I’m one person trying to run register AND stock!! I promise you can stand at the register for 30 seconds and wait for me to come back. I promise it’s okay. Literally been angry all day at ppl, including the girl I closed with bc she did literally nothing all day<3

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I haven’t gone a day without thinking of you ever since our very first conversation

[probablyaweed]

@aaaaaaaaaaaa-a <3

[probablyaweed]

Is my birfday

And I’ll work if I wanna (I didn’t rly), but I did bc I’m a big girl

Anyway, shout-out to my partner and gf for spoilin me. Love u whores, we should fuck and watch she ra and play star stable

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omggggg, happy birthday to my amazing girlfriend, @probablyaweed

her presence in my life is like the light of a star, guiding me through the dark

[probablyaweed]

I love my girlfriend<333

[probablyaweed]

Me when my partners touch my ears

[probablyaweed]

really need both my partners to fuck me silly and then we all watch Legend of Korra afterwards

[probablyaweed]

yooo hit tweet post, I’m viral now chat. I’ll remember u all

[probablyaweed]

Momentarily pausing horny content

to the ppl who go shopping and decide…nevermind I don’t want this item anymore *places it in a random spot*

Why??? Why do you do that??? Why can’t you just…bring it back to where you got it??? Stores like Walmart are big, so maybe you don’t wanna walk all the way back, but what about SMALL stores??? Just??? Bring it back????? Why are you leaving shit everywhere??? Do you know who has to pick it up??? Do you??? It’s me dawg, I have to go around and play eye spy and find things that don’t belong.

Like I’ve found REFRIGERATED AND FROZEN items on shelves!! Like!??!!?? You just DAMAGED that product bc YOU couldn’t bring it back??? It’s not that fucking HARDDDD OH MY GODDDDD

Anyway back to ur regularly scheduled programming

[probablyaweed]

my gf gets hard when she tickles my back/arms bc the noises I make are similar the ones I make when she fucks me

It’s so cute and so funny

owo you got a boner bc u tickled my back in a funny way? well who’s fault is that?? :3c

[probablyaweed]

really need both my partners to fuck me silly and then we all watch Legend of Korra afterwards