The Wizard Speaks.

From the ramblings of a mad, sad, and gay wizard. Follow for posts of furry animals, stay for the Episodes™.

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[2000ish]

[vasira96]

realizing how many times i could have asked for some grace or some help with something from a boss or a teacher or my college advisor but i didn't because deep in my bones i believe that people who have that kind of authority over you will not only not help, but simply asking for their help, bringing their attention to me and my problems will get me punished!! but if i had been brave, if i had just asked, i could have had things easier!! but i didn't because i couldn't because of how terrified i am that asking will make things worse, and to that i say, i think i kind of hate my parents, actually

[vaguemylk]

Animal Control S02E01 "Raccoons and Mutts"

[parkchanwoohoo]

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[glacierclear]

mr. smallville

[newblvotg]

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[dogpuppy]

[kinuko]

Part 2

[weepingwidar]

Nancy Friedland (Canadian, 1971) - Let Me See Your Beauty When the Witnesses Are Gone (2021)

[probablyawizardsblog]

"Maybe if gave it my all, all, all to you

You'd think I was cool, cool, think I was cool

It's really all of my fault, fault, fault

I'm losin, and-and gotta prove Igotta prove can be pretty too

I can be pretty for you

I can be pretty too

I can be pretty for you

I can be pretty too

I can be pretty for you

I can be pretty too

I can be pretty for you

I can be pretty too..."

~ PRETTY4U, Tiffany Day

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[nintendocafe]

Luigi's Mansion

Art by @didy414

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luarvallard]