The Wizard Speaks.

From the ramblings of a mad, sad, and gay wizard. Follow for posts of furry animals, stay for the Episodes™.

[ootpositivity]

It's never too late, It's Out Of Touch Thursday!!!

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[thepanaculty]

And what is the charge?! A ship??? A magnificent ship full of gay men and me?!

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[basketcasemp3]

sorry i cant stop watching this

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[thickness-protection-program]

Tumblr porn ban circa 2018

[desmadrechic]

[fairycosmos]

diagnosing you with making everything difficult for no reason disorder

[anasabdin]

Beirut

[anxietyproblem]

[seasonofhorror]

JENNIFER'S BODY

2009, dir. Karyn Kusama

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[2000ish]

[vasira96]

realizing how many times i could have asked for some grace or some help with something from a boss or a teacher or my college advisor but i didn't because deep in my bones i believe that people who have that kind of authority over you will not only not help, but simply asking for their help, bringing their attention to me and my problems will get me punished!! but if i had been brave, if i had just asked, i could have had things easier!! but i didn't because i couldn't because of how terrified i am that asking will make things worse, and to that i say, i think i kind of hate my parents, actually

[vaguemylk]

Animal Control S02E01 "Raccoons and Mutts"

[parkchanwoohoo]