DOGS! MY DOGS! ALL DOGS!

My dream is to become an actual dog

[victorious]

LET ME GICE YOU MY MONEY

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[youngstero]

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

[jollymarco]

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

[peanut-caravan]

protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger

[charlottelucas-deactivated20180]

SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?

[screencapit]

[steptoe]

Big words turn me on

[australiansanta]

wheelbarrow

[casualdorkpatrol-deactivated201]

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

[casualdorkpatrol-deactivated201]

Guess who’s got a daaaaate

[songofages]

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

[reusableheroes-deactivated20221]

a great concept

[leha]

[unclefather]

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

$10,000 and i will post a selfie

[freedinosaurtimemachine]

Great names for your newborn child:

Sch

Buntd,

TurntSNACO

Fuck King

MR. MART

BLUPL

Knurttt

SPLAART!!!

IM SORRY

DANGLEPEEN

MAGIC ARP

steve

[idgaf-vibes]

[animals-riding-animals]

delighted frog riding beetle

[okaymad]

"are you a virgin? ;) haha"

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]