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why is this so funny
Not to be dramatic or anything but as a lesbian what saved my life was realizing that attraction is supposed to feel good
If your attraction to men makes you viscerally uncomfortable, distressed, and feels like a fulfillment of a default obligation rather than something that produces good and exciting feelings, perhaps it isn’t attraction
This is important to recognize! If these things are true for you, then you’re not attracted to men and it would be useless and unhealthy for you to continue trying to be attracted to men.
So stop- it’s okay. You don’t need to be attracted to men to be with one. You just need to care about him, and work on developing your relationship, with or without attraction.
wow, that’s one of the most horrifying blogs i have ever seen.
Jesus it’s like looking at myself 6 years in the past when I was being abused and in deep internalized homophobia hell. @ all women who might end up in the notes of this— if anyone in your life is telling you to be with a man even when you’re not attracted to him, they are abusing you. If a man is telling you that you need to stay with him and have sex with him when you both know you’re not attracted to men, he is sexually abusing you. This is a violent ideology.
So my friend was telling me yesterday that she got a new Samsung smart TV for her living room. One afternoon she was sitting on the couch across from the TV, which was turned off, talking to her friend about social anxiety.
The next day her Samsung phone, Facebook account, and her son’s Instagram account (which is linked to her phone number) were blown up with ads for social anxiety medications.
She called Samsung up like “WTF“ and they admitted that it was a “feature“ on the smart TV for it to record conversations even when turned off in order to provide customized ads. You could turn off the setting but of course you probably wouldn’t even know about it unless something like this happened because it’s not like they readily advertise “this thing will record your conversations even when it’s turned off“.
Baby bat gets the hiccups
i giggled like a schoolgirl
“I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching.”
“I really did not mean to do that.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Audio Transcript:
Male voice off-camera: It’s important for bats to avoid dehydration. If you are a bat and you’re watching this video, make sure you drink at least 8 spoonfuls of water a day. [murmuring] That’s, uh…that’s a little bit-Ooh!
[bat begins drinking] Oh, is that good? Yeah! Yeah…Oh yeah. Mm-mm. Now don’t look at me like that. Ahha…Now that’s really nice, very good.
Bat: [squeaks as it begins hiccuping]
Man: Now don’t drink too fast-[cut off by another squeak, two squeaks follow before he speaks again]…Got the hiccups. A Bat Has The Hiccups. [squeak] Okay. I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching. I gave a baby bat the hiccups. I really [squeak] did not mean to do that.
The United States confiscated guns. Ever since then, their government has been able to get away with so many tyrannical actions.
Their government declared war on drugs, which caused them to have the highest prison population in the world. Those imprisoned are then treated like slaves.
Their government steals property from people who were never convicted of a crime, known as asset forfeiture.
Their police kill more people than any other country, and they’re almost never held accountable.
Police officers use excessive violence against protesters.
Police officers refuse to protect people who don’t worship them, while still being paid with their tax money.
People are arrested simply for being homeless.
Oops. I was wrong. They didn’t confiscate guns. All of these tyrannical actions happened in a country where citizens can own as many assault rifles as they want. It’s almost as if being armed does jack shit to protect against tyranny.
How exactly are guns supposed to protect against tyranny? Are people supposed to kill police officers when they enforce laws against victimless actions, when they seize assets, or when they use excessive force?
The gun-nut definition of “tyranny” is limited to just “they’s gonna take mah gunz!1!!”
You can outsource their jobs to robots and other countries, take away their healthcare, seize their land for a stupid wall, shut down their schools, poison their water, and molest their kids. Just don’t take their guns away, they need those in case you try to do something bad.
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things
this emoji is supposed to be like a beating/racing heart but i always like to think of it as a satellite heart like it’s radiating love and sending it out to everyone
That the US is readying itself for war against Syria before it even allows weapons inspectors to check who it was that used chemical weapons there is, I think, the most telling sign that this is nothing more than a pretext for pursuing the US's imperial interests against Syria and eventually Iran. No to US militarism, no to US imperialism, no to war in Syria.
Who gave America the right to be the judge and executioner of everyone on earth?
Its only 3 days away!
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u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough
This incredibly pure and important
MY FRAGILE HEART
If I ever not reblog this assume I’m dead
So in case you’re new to politics and you see a bunch of leftists deride imperialism on the daily but you don’t exactly know what imperialism is yet:
The u$ being in Syria by acting like the world’s policeman by destroying cities in the name of “democracy” for geopolitical gain is imperialism in its most simple, expressive, and violent form.
Only a sucker would believe that bombing nations that are monumentally weaker than ours is a humanitarian mission.