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Wah-nehisi Coates :( - w4w

Who are you? Are you the one I am looking for or are you just some shallow, inane moron like everyone else? How can I know that my rejection is both complete AND a legitimate? How can I be sure that...

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Giant Black Dog - Free to a Good Home

Happened again, some damn fool dumped their former puppy on my farm. Dog is huge, definitely male, with pitch black fur that sorta sticks out and hangs down at the same time. Eyes are very red....

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Found bag full of teeth, at Langenstein's Thursday. Looks like people teeth but way too many. Call to identify.

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parts horse

Classic 1986 bay mare for sell, salvage only. 3 good legs, lots of parts to restore any model 1975-1988 warmblood horse. thought Id fix this horse up but just dont have time with other projects. hate

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You flagged my Tanehisi Coates ad - w4w

And I was devastated. Really, in the sea of filth and depravity and outright obscenity that is the Craigslist casual encounters section, my desire to find a woman who could momentarily be my Tanehisi

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needing Ta'Nehisi Coates look-alike - w4w

I am looking for a woman who looks EXACTLY like Atlantic senior editor and Afro-American issues journalist Ta'Nehisi Coates. It's not necessary that you be versed in the academic language of the...

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i am looking to buy a puppy that never saw anyone naked. it has to be small now but a kind that will get real big, and also not be black. most important it NEVER SAW ANY PERSON FULLY NAKED, for...

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I am a Stegosaurus - m4mw

I'm a stegosaurus, and you can email me if you ever wanted to talk to a stegosaurus. I am 8'7, 4,700 lbs, and I mostly eat aquatic and semi-aquatic plants. When it's hot outside I like to submerse...