Emmett!!! but dumber

Sideblog of @haltderpyy | this acc is for me to yap and be stupid without cluttering up my main | They/them | PROSHIP/DARKSHIP DNI | minor | GINGERBRAVE IS MY SON I LOVE HIM

[haltderpyy]

INTRO POST!!! (Will update this if stuff changes)

Hi! My name is Emmett. I go by they/them mostly, but he/him is ok too. I have a pronouns page that explains stuff better :3

I have a sona! Not much to say but they're here

I am a minor, so no sexual stuff please! I'm ok with light jokes though

I'm extremely obsessed with GingerBrave he consumes my every waking moment. He's my son I adopted him he's my baby. I love him very much

Some intrests I have other than CRK are TADC and Forsaken (just the game, not really in the fandom). My favorite music artist is Femtanyl and at the moment my favorite song is ITS TIME

My ask box is always open! I'm unfortunately very slow with answering things because I procrastinate everything, including stuff I actually want to do. You can send anything you want in there. I'm open to art requests and might open for commissions... Eventually. As I said I procrastinate everything :p

Also I feel obliged to include this image

Btw go check out @s1llym00ny, it's my best friend irl :3

Oh uh also a lot of my posts that're just me talking about stuff are tagged "halt yapping" cuz that was my old online name, the new one is "Emmett yapping" but I'm too lazy to change all of them so they're both tagged on this post in case you need to sort through posts or something

That's it I think. I don't really know what else to put in an intro post uhhhhh

[proceedderpyy]

Reblogging my intro from my main cuz I'm not rewriting all that lol

Feel free to send anything you want in my ask box, this blog will be very whimsical and joyous

[proceedderpyy]

This is a high school. They took my kiddie scissors at security. Because they’re too dangerous. Some kid in a different state apparently stabbed another kid with scissors so now high schoolers are not allowed to use kiddie scissors

I’m not even mad I’m just kinda baffled 😭

[crystaliakit]

...I un' even know what to tell you Emmett.

[proceedderpyy]

They didn’t even give me my scissors back ☹️

[proceedderpyy]

This is a high school. They took my kiddie scissors at security. Because they’re too dangerous. Some kid in a different state apparently stabbed another kid with scissors so now high schoolers are not allowed to use kiddie scissors

I’m not even mad I’m just kinda baffled 😭

[proceedderpyy]

Femtanyl….. I love you femtanyl…. Noelle and Juno are so fucking cool….

They look so ethereal oh my god

[proceedderpyy]

Rocky the moment the Eridian scientists figured out how to synthesize human food for Grace

[proceedderpyy]

There’s some kid on my bus preaching and babbling on about Jesus and demons and possession and being in hell and apparently he’s been doing this all morning what the fuck 😭

NOW HES FIGHTING A KID???? AND SITTING ON THE HEADREST????

[proceedderpyy]

IS HE TRYING TO PREACH TO THE BUS DRIVER??????

[proceedderpyy]

He’s been talking to a corner for like ten minutes 😭

[proceedderpyy]

He literally is still going and hasn’t stuttered ONCEEEE

[proceedderpyy]

There’s some kid on my bus preaching and babbling on about Jesus and demons and possession and being in hell and apparently he’s been doing this all morning what the fuck 😭

NOW HES FIGHTING A KID???? AND SITTING ON THE HEADREST????

[proceedderpyy]

IS HE TRYING TO PREACH TO THE BUS DRIVER??????

[proceedderpyy]

He’s been talking to a corner for like ten minutes 😭

[proceedderpyy]

There’s some kid on my bus preaching and babbling on about Jesus and demons and possession and being in hell and apparently he’s been doing this all morning what the fuck 😭

NOW HES FIGHTING A KID???? AND SITTING ON THE HEADREST????

[proceedderpyy]

IS HE TRYING TO PREACH TO THE BUS DRIVER??????

[proceedderpyy]

There’s some kid on my bus preaching and babbling on about Jesus and demons and possession and being in hell and apparently he’s been doing this all morning what the fuck 😭

NOW HES FIGHTING A KID???? AND SITTING ON THE HEADREST????

[proceedderpyy]

This is my first school year using my actual name instead of my deadname and the only downsides are the fact that I had to change how I write an uppercase E because it looked like shit and also one of my teachers keeps accidentally calling me Emma cuz he talks really fast. But other than that my teachers been really normal about it which is a relief cuz I live in the south :) yay

[proceedderpyy]

“I’m just gonna read a oneshot and then do my homework” and it’s 3 hours later

[proceedderpyy]

Why do I keep occasionally getting recommended posts in arabic from random accounts with like 15 notes what’s going on 😭

[bumbylbee]

weemp weemp in every language*

*that is available as a dub on prime video

[proceedderpyy]

I start high school tomorrow and my first period is on the 9th floor. I don’t wanna do all that at 8 in the morning what the fuck 😭

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[ninjnerd-anaklusmos]

REBLOG RIGHT NOW. As someone who has been in a rough patch for a while, I can deeply understand the severity of this!! Please reblog, it only takes a second. You can save someone's life. You can be a hero, bring the change that the world needs to see!

[boomie-123]

REBLOG RN. RN. THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONE, YOU CAN BE THAT PERSON!

[djungelskogbearofficial]

important !!

[thefranticfreakshow-deactivated]

This has been something I've struggled with for a while now. If enough people had shown me that they actually cared if I lived or died, maybe my state of mind would be different. Maybe I wouldn't have done some of the things I did to myself, that I deeply regret now. Everyone matters, no matter how insignificant you may think you are, don't pick up that blade. Please. It will ruin you. This is important. Please reblog. This can save lives. This can help so many people. This isn't a joke. This is a serious issue that people need to be more aware of.

[yourlocalgummybear]

Please reblog!

[polar-bear-strength]

I only have, like, four followers and they all follow my alternate account, but I want to make sure everyone sees it and reblogs.

[idkwhatswronginmylife2112]

Do not become a statistic on the worldometer website please.

[ifeelpissed]

Had multiple situations involving friends almost committing, as well as one that mentions it a lot. So I don’t take this stuff lightly. Please re-blog if you see this, thank you.

[bumbylbee]

weemp weemp english vs german dub

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[the-bedheaded-league]

Reblog if you’d rather give yourself papercuts between each of your fingers and then rub hand sanitizer all over your hands than use generative AI to write or draw anything ever