Clai’ds thoughts

dont tell anyone i work for that i made this blog CLAIDIOSHACK OUT SOON 🫦🕶

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[dogpuppy]

[lostcryptids]

[eliluminado7]

i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming

[eliluminado7]

“game is on”? yeah? “ghlf”? what is it like to lock yourself 30 minutes in the bathroom trying to piss a small droplet like youre pissing your heart out by desperately yelling at your dick and swinging it like an elephants trunk

[stormdog420]

what does this mean im having a stroke

[eliluminado7]

nahhhhhhhh fr can U email me

[delicateboyz]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

a tale as old as time

[bubbleteavangelist]

could happen to any of us really

[dogpuppy]

[akashicrecord]

yeah it's me.. Coke whore.. I bet you thought i died at SeaWorld. Well me and that whale are friends now

[prodbyclaid]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

last night we let the virtual yogurt talk

[kushblazer666]

[ju4ncito]

I actually love it when the bus driver goes fast af and runs the red lights like fuck it were youngggggg

[bippus]

Age 31 pretending to be asleep in the back off the car so my crusty & dead as fuck grandparents carry me inside

[sexchangedotcom]

no dad that's YOUR dream. i'm gonna make it as an alcoholic

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

my old house was filled with insects but in the new house we light up insence

[commanderchr1st]

This is my uncle. There are many like him, but this one is mine.

My uncle is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life.

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

WITHOUT ME MY UNCLE IS USELESS

WITHOUT MY UNCLE I AM USELESS

[rnismatch]

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

[heateron]