Je M'appelle Yolo

Bonjour my petite escargos. I'm weird. I'm Yolo. I'm also a Potterhead, Hunger Game Fanatic, Mean Girls enthusiast, Gleek, and overall well-rounded citizen of the society against society.

[ogchill]

The glo up don't stop bitch

[skypevevo]

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[mujna]

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

favorite things about this

literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.

the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”

all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.

that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

[johncougar-deactivated20200128]

I JUST DIED

[mickeys-coming-back-bitches]

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

[wrestlem4nia]

[pizzafishandchips]

As someone whose played instruments before this makes me ridiculously happy. 

[persephore-blog]

“Your job — as students who are receiving an education — is to be aware of your privilege. And use this particular privilege called “education” to do your best to achieve great things, all the while advocating for those in the rows behind you.”

source

[nightmaresarestilldreams]

This…

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Wow this is a masterpiece

[stardustgalaxy]

How inspirational….

[sealpress]

Great explanation.

[rosemaryred]

[thebootydiaries]

me: 

saw weed 3 times

has 7 gf 

has 9 abs

listens to john lemon

saw a google image of marijuana sock once

has 3 phds on english

you: 

0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf

0 abs 

listens to marijuana and the diamonds

never met picasso irl

never heard of john lemon 

cryign blooger with 0 phds 

bye sweaty :)

[thebootydiaries]

[rugadh-ar-an-mbealach-seo]

I’m with jorober93538 on this. I’m in English Literature classes as my minor and the way you speak is not proper English. And the funny thing is that it’s my second language (Gaelic Irish being my first), and I still speak better than you. Plus if you have 3 PhDs then you will be intelligent in the medical field. If you’re talking about having a degree in English, then what you mean is a doctorate which is the highest degree you can get in anything. Plus, three doctorates in three different fields would make more sense than what you had said. Also, it is impossible to have nine abdominal muscles. Because abdominal muscles come in horizontal pairs of two, you would look improper shirtless. Also, that would mean you workout constantly (If it were possible to have a nine pack), which would mean that you would have no time to go to work (assuming you have a job if you have “3 PhDs in English”) and spend time with your girlfriend. So, overall, either one or all of your things are incorrect.

[thebootydiaries]

u come in to my HOME where i WORK OUT and CRY and tell me that my abs are impossible?? sweaty i raised them myself since i was an umbilical cord. im 11 so shut the UP binch!!!

[band--width]

One of the most cringe inducing wannabe troll posts I’ve ever seen on the Internet, let alone tumblr. I had no idea thebootdiaries was this pathetic - unsubscribing

[thebootydiaries]

1) this post has 83,659 notes 2) it’s called unfollowing binch :) go plague youtube with your presence 3) don’t let the door hit you on your way out

[thirteenredvampirebites]

You want to know why there’s so many notes? Because people are laughing at you! You have no grasp of the English language or biological knowledge of any kind!

[thebootydiaries]

i hate to break it to you but that’s definitely not why there are so many notes :) i made a joke :) and now it’s getting more notes because of ur superiority complex :) so now you’re the joke :) this has been a psa :) sweaty :)

[roswyrm]

Oh, honey.

Stop, you’ll embarrass yourself even more.

[thebootydiaries]

im feeling secondhand embarrassment thats for sure 

[kpopfangirl271]

@thebootydiaries please just stop. I honestly can not believe this is actually happening. And people are liking this because you are one of the most ridiculous people I have ever met. That is saying something considering the high school I go to.

[thebootydiaries]

just got owned by kpop fangirl 271 im logging out 

[wol-mallory]

Nah seriously you are a joke and that says a lot coming from someone who loves puns and memes so I mean really….. You are equivalent to Donald trump in that sense

[thebootydiaries]

you: *thinks using donald trump as an insult means u win*

me: *is embarrassed for u and wants to help but is too busy having so many abs and gf’s*

[owlmylove]

does anyone else think it’s weird that american kids spend 18+ years in learning environments that discourage independent thought only to be shoved into a job market that’s increasingly focused on self-motivated innovators

[owlmylove]

i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say some of you people agree with me

[almost-always-eventually-right]

we’re trapping children in an education system designed for a labor market that stopped existing several decades ago

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

new (funny) idea: tell an artist that you can “barely draw a stick figure”

[vimoradi-deactivated20180806]

“Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!”

[piercedshut]

Reasons why ive been asked to leave class

i said that the government was a bunch of dick heads and we should all just set the white house on fire and kept calling students who tried to defend the government “dick heads in training”

brought 6 whole pizzas in their boxes to class and was blocking the view of students

I kept sneezing during a lecture

Got really mad at some guy who wouldnt shut the hell up behind me and was flirting with some girl so i told him to shut the fuck up and she doesnt want to suck your dick and to take his frat boy ass and move.

Was signing dirty words and funny shit to my deaf friend and making him laugh. But because he’s deaf he didnt realize how loud he was being. so we both got asked to leave

poured water on some kids test after i was done with mine because i saw him copying off me the whole time.

Kept cussing too much during a socratic seminar about censorship to prove a point. and when they got mad at me i said “You trying to censor my words?”

made toast

had a dog in my backpack and said i had to take him to the vet after the class and didnt have time to run home and get him. he puked on the floor. which is why he had to go to the vet.

[piercedshut]

wait i forgot the time i made a shirt with my professors face on in and the moment i walked in and before i even sat down he pointed to the door and said “for gods sake can we have one day without this shit?”

[cheekbonered]

“just set a timer for twenty minutes, take a nap!”

yeah but what happens if it takes me a while to get to sleep? what if i need to pee? google says 20 minutes is optimum time for a nap but i don’t think i’ll fall asleep INstantly but if i set it for 30 minutes i might fall asleep quickly and then i’ll be tired for the rest of the day there are too many variables and i am so stressed

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[h-sad]

[trippyfiend]

Conscious

[chrishallbeck]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[feel-better-cyr]

soft & squishy, sharp & pointy

[hellbabyfromhell]

i luv being cooler and better than people who have wronged me