X1 Incorrect Quotes

Stan Produce x 101's new boy group X1!! Insta: produce_xone ~~•°☆ Feel free to message me, I'm always happy to chat ^-^ 05.08.19

[producex1ne]

Police: You have the right to remain silent.

Seungyoun: Do I have the ability, though?

[producex1ne]

For real guys, my laugh's beautiful. My mother always told me that it sounded like a bee singing. And no, Junho, my mother isn't deaf.

- Eunsang

[producex1ne]

Had a thought: Eunsang be the type to invite u over for netflix and chill whilst not knowing what the hell it means

[oneitstayforever]

Kidnapper: we have your child

wooseok: what do you mean, dohyun and hyeongjun are right here

kidnapper: then who's this kid who keeps screaming Priki

wooseok: oH GOD YOU HAVE EUNSANG

wooseok: keep him.

seungwoo, screaming from the kitchen: WOOSEOK WE TALKED ABOUT THIS—

[producex1ne]

Oh mY- I almost cried,,, this is too goOd

[producex1ne]

On Halloween, we dress like skeletons. But in reality, the skeletons dress like us.

- Hangyul

[producex1ne]

Eunsang [bad at flirting]: I really like your name

Junho [equally as bad at flirting]: thanks I got it for my birthday

Seungwoo [to Eunsang]: are you sure you want this one?

[producex1ne]

Yohan: I want you to kill my ex but make it look like an accident

Minhee: Say no more

[Later]

Police: Looks like the killer beat then to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by their feet

[producex1ne]

Seungwoo: we're going out in public. I expect you to be on your best behaviour.

Seungyoun to maknae line: yeah guys, listen to your hyungs

Seungwoo: I was talking to you

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(Seungyoun and Dohyun at the movies)

Seungyoun: Hi, I’d like one adult ticket, and the little one here just turned 3 so if you could give him a free ticket-

Dohyun: Seungyoun, I’m old enough for an adult ticket and I'm literally 6 feet tall.

Seungyoun: you just HAD TO RUIN IT

[producex1ne]

I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY DRiNK- Why is this kinda relatable???

[producex1ne]

Eunsang: Oh fiddle sticks! That really ruffles my feathers

Junho: Please just say fuck

[producex1ne]

Dongpyo: If you disrespect me again, I'll eat your shower curtains.

Eunsang: I have... glass doors?

Dongpyo: Well crunchity munchity time. You think that'll stop me?

[producex1ne]

Junho: here's another joke, what has 4 legs but isn't alive?

Hyeongjun: a chair haha, nice try J-

Junho: it's your dog, it's dead.

[producex1ne]

Hangyul: i hate our new president

Wooseok: excuse me what-

Yohan: what's Seungyoun doing?

Hyeongjun: he couldn't fulfil the president's request

Seungyoun: [apologising] i-i'm sorry

Minhee: i said i want yunseong! BRING ME YUNSEONG! Y U N S E O N G

[producex1ne]

Dohyun: I'm having a mid-life crisis

Junho: What but you're like, 2

Dohyun: Yeah but I could die at 4

Dohyun: Wait I mean at 32

[producex1ne]

Seungwoo: we need to cut down on expenses, what can we live without?

Hangyul: probably dohyun

[producex1ne]

Hyeongjun: so you adopted a kitten

Seungyoun: mhm

Hyeongjun:

Hyeongjun: I never took you for a pussy lover

Seungyoun: *spits out water*

[producex1ne]

Dongpyo: Seungwoo is such a good hyung! He won me a plushie at the fair and we're gonna go catch a movie later and he'll buy me ice cream!

Eunsang: That's cool. Wooseok once dangled me out a hotel window bc he said i was annoying