Jacob ✉ Dorian
Dorian: Yeah but you have to admit that you're the closest to the English Department, which means I'm right :)))))
Dorian: Are you asking me to go to a bar with you, drink American beer, then get impossibly drunk and red faced and embarrassing?
Dorian: Because I will, and I'll embarrass you too, so you better pick a bar that isn't too popular with the students
Dorian: Wouldn't want them to have a video of us singing to some sentimental musical number, now would we?
Jacob: At least I'm not the one who's using emojis like a twelve year old.
Jacob: Whatever. No. And whatever. Just meet me at the south entrance.
Jacob: Most of the students are away at that vacation trip thing anyways.
Jacob: And I don't sing.














