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"Je me coiffe avec un pigeon."

#i do my hair with a pigeon #peigne #vs pigeon?

Poopy!

Je es ca ca

#I is poo #I think they meant to say ca va #but I'm so confused

Oh my...

Mamie est sous Papie.

#Granny is under Grandpa #NEXT TO #that's what the answer is supposed to be #fill in the blank

Rosé

"Ma mere est rosé."

#my mom is rosé #idk what they meant #makes me need some rosé

Always some yellow

"Ma mère est jaune. "

#my mom is yellow #we haven't even learned colors yet #just hair and eye colors #and noir #it's hard not to know noir #also sorry if the original title seemed racist #its a language mistake not describing skin color

Water, water everywhere

“j’ai water les plants, le chien, et le chat”

#I eau the plants the dog and the cat #I wouldn't even say I water my cat and dogs in English?#Also this student has been turning in perfect-ish hw essays all semester but gaps like this come from using google too much :)

Pourquoiiiii???

“Je repassais les vaisselles”

#I ironed the dishes #chore mixups #MDR #but also #headdesk

20 Annes

“Ils ont été mariés pour veignt Anne.”

#They were married for twnety Annes #Anne vs ans #mdr #francais

Staying in

“Cette année, tu n’as pas d’argent. Alors, tu rentres à la maison.”

#this year you don't have money so you go home #the answer is supposed to be ask for a scholarship #but this works #fill in the blank

Logical continuation?

Directions: Write about what classes you have, what classes you like, and when they are.

Student: J’aime la biblothèque. Je déteste les maths.

#I like the library. I hate math #would make more sense if we had library science here

Cake drinks

“Nous avons bu du vin et gateau”

#We drank wine and cake #verbs are hard

Toast

“j’ai porté un toast”

#I wore a toast?#i dunno what they meant

Night pants (ah ah ah)

“Mon jean est nuit’

#My jeans are night #nuit vs noir #sorry i needed the sunny reference

Effing Tennis

"Mes frères fout du tennis"

#my brothers fuck tennis #kinda #faire #impossible translations #french is hard

Fancy church

“Pour dépenser de l’argent, tu vas à l’église.”

#To spend money you go to church #facepalm

Flavored lemonade

Au chocolat ou café: limonade

#chocolate or coffee flavored:lemonade #the answer was ECLAIR #technically limonade is a soda but i know in other English-s they call the soda limonade

best friends

“mon bon ami est gorge”

#my good friend is throat #oh my #learning french

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