Some nights.

"Horsy birds are always gagging for it, as everyone knows"

[apolloasphyxiate]

i want loving sex, but also “you want to get fucked? i’ll show you how you deserved to get fucked” and get rammed sex

[professional-arrogance]

who are you

Who are you??

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[professional-arrogance]

Hi hun x

Hello 👋

[blackd4hli4]

If you’ve ever masturbated to me, you better buy me a Christmas gift. Just saying.

[professional-arrogance]

[shortangrybisexual]

Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

[itsagifnotagif]

I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????

[dontmakemedothisagain]

More soft boy things:

That small teasing smirk when they say something they know you like

Falling on top of them when they’re asleep and they just very softly go oof

When the jump up some place high and sit and lean down to kiss you

Cuddles their fucking cuddles man

Being entranced by a movie

Boys + Starbucks

Messy hair

They try to be tough. They soft

Boys are so fucking beautiful I love them

[professional-arrogance]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“In March I’ll be rested, caught up and human.”

— Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. February 1953

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers* Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus

[duskenpath]

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

[duskenpath]

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

[gbyeih8u]

*daydreams about fucking you*

[setheverman]

what’s the may mood?

[redwoodgym]

Health and fitness.

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy

[bleusheep-deactivated20200106]

All I could think of was this being Anthony and Evan

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

SIPS YES

[blindspotsandsunshine-deactivat]

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

[honeyblissss]

👀👀

[im-choking-on-a-lifesaver]

Good luck to everyone with exams, especially the ones who are reading this now instead of revising

[drawsshits-inactive]

Hey, big fucking news!!! The two Koreas are no longer at war with each other, they signed a treaty today!!!!!!

[fictionalred]

Did a quick google and YES! [x]

Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong-un signed a three-part declaration in the Peace House, pledging to sign a peace treaty to formally end the war between North and South Korea this year.

The declaration states that the Koreas will work towards reunification and establish a communications post in Kaesong, North Korea.

By May 1, loudspeaker broadcasts and distribution of propaganda leaflets will be stopped, the declaration says.

The declaration says the countries will work towards the “complete denuclearisation of the Korean Peninsula.”