[professionalbeard]

our society NEEDS to let blond men be gay. #freedom

[professionalbeard]

someone come shoot me fr fr fr fr

[professionalbeard]

sometimes i forgot that i’m fr pretty then i have a good face day and i’m like damn i’m acc a pretty girl who would’ve thought

[powerburial]

middle class americans are the funniest and stupidest people in the world

[professionalbeard]

i’m really never on here anymore i miss my tumblr girlies how are u all

[professionalbeard]

feeling very normal girl by sza today

[professionalbeard]

i need to quit my job so bad

[professionalbeard]

why isn’t there a way to make a post for mutuals only ☹️☹️

[professionalbeard]

crazy how people come up to me and speak arabic or be like u speak arabic right like idk what about me has changed but i never used to get this lmaooooooo

[professionalbeard]

i need to start going to the gym so i could beat the shit out of this man

[professionalbeard]

i literally don’t get why these heartstopper kids only text each other through ig like it actually stresses me out

[professionalbeard]

when this guy was tryna get my number and i go no i have a bf and he’s like it’s ok we can be friends like bro why would i ever wanna be ur friend like why do men always have so much audacity

[professionalbeard]

goes hard i’m afraid

[professionalbeard]

every 3 days me and this man will get into an argument about the dumbest shit and i’ll cry for a solid 2 hours listening to lana and decide i’m done w him forever then he’ll text me and i’ll answer and i’ll get over all of it in 2 seconds truly in my floppest of eras

[professionalbeard]

i feel like men shouldn’t have friends like it’s a feminine thing fr

[alisonapple1221]

i always loved the way they loved

[wildspringday]

in another life i would still wanna have a coke with you