"Piss off ya mongrels — 🇦🇺"

@professionalredsniper

Sniper of the red team. Professionals have standards be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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"G'day. Guess I haven't really introduced myself properly 'round here yet. Not really one for standard formal intros, but I saw there's a fair few blokes and sheilas on this app—both from our crew and the opposition—so I decided to hop on, though it wasn't exactly of my own volition.

Name's Mick Mundy, but just call me Sniper or Mr. Mundy. Won’t be hangin' 'round here much anyway, and I’ve got no intention of losin' my bloody title. I’m 28 years old… and honestly, I don’t know what else to tell ya. Ya pikers can probably ask me whatever you like, but don’t go expectin' me to be bloody chatty."

#sniper #team fortress 2 #tf2

*Sniper heard that Zikki and Mick are getting married, but he doesn't want to believe it, so he goes to Zikki to ask him about it in person... His shoulders are slightly hunched with anger, sadness, and fear. He doesn't want to believe it.*

Hey, mate.. Heard you and Mick are gettin' married! Is that true?..

zikki sees sniper staying in front of him, looking a bit upset. he sighs while looking at sniper

“hello. yes, it is true.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper stood there staring at Zikki in utter shock. Tears welled up in his eyes, mingling with the rage he was feeling at that very moment. He pulled his hat down over his face so no one could see how badly he wanted to cry and how devastated he was. His heart had just been shattered into a million tiny pieces.*

"Yeah, fair play, mate. Look, I really hope it all goes smoothly and the big day goes off without a hitch. Just wanted to get it off my chest... I always felt more for ya than just a mate."

*Sniper tried not to cry, but it was impossible. Once he’d managed to get those words out, he bowed his head to the ground, avoided looking around, and slowly began to walk away. He was trembling a little as he did so… He can’t even describe all the feelings he’s experiencing right now. The only thing he knows is that he feels worse than he has in all the years he’s been here.*

zikki stays standing right where he was standing, looking at sniper with his eyes wide open. he almost completely forgot how to talk for a second..he feels maybe a little bit bad for sniper? zikki sighs, looking at the scene before him.

“sniper..i..im truly sorry, but you know im already with mick. thank you for wishing us good luck and your kind words about the wedding etc.”

he sees sniper leaving slowly, his hat covering his face while he walks away

“hey- please ..dont take it the wrong way, im truly sorry for hurting your feelings, but man..there's plenty of people who you'd like, trust me! believe in yourself..i personally believe in you! i know you're a good person and u deserve someone who would treat you the way u deserve. i'd still love to stay friends with u.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper pauses for a moment and looks back at Zikki. He thinks for a moment, then returns to him... taking Zikki's hand in his larger, rough palms. He looks him straight in the eyes, and his face moves slightly closer to Zikki's.*

"'m not really big on relationships, eh, and I reckon I just need a bit of time on my own to sort through all this. In all these years, I've never felt anythin' like this about anyone else, mate.."

zikki feels sniper taking his hand in his. he looks at him and notices how his face got closer, he backs away a little

“i get it..and im so sorry.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper feels Zikki pull away from his hand and face. He just wanted to feel a little physical contact, but he ended up ruining everything. He immediately panics... He immediately starts looking down and avoiding eye contact. He’d love to hug him, kiss him, or just stay with him and talk, but he’s crossed the line and doesn’t want to mess things up even more.*

"Look, sorry... I don't know what the bloody hell got into me. I'm absolutely rooted—everythin' is just blowing up in my face."

zikki sighs, still shocked and a bit uncomfortable?- about the fact that this sniper was that close to him. he tries to shake it off and focuses on how he's gonna comfort him

“oh c'mon..it's okay... his voice shivers a bit hey..if u need time for yourself..you should take a break. i know you're strong, but even the strong people needs the time for themselves they deserve. trust me. ”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper sighed sadly and stared at Zikki for a moment. So many thoughts were racing through his head, and he didn't know what to do.*

"Maybe you’re right, mate."

*Sniper closed his eyes for a moment, but the instant he opened them again, he moved closer to Zikki and gave him a little kiss on the cheek… and then immediately ran off somewhere where no one could find him. It was terribly awkward; he was scared… but he really wanted to do it… after all, it’s just a kiss on the cheek, right?*

*Sniper heard that Zikki and Mick are getting married, but he doesn't want to believe it, so he goes to Zikki to ask him about it in person... His shoulders are slightly hunched with anger, sadness, and fear. He doesn't want to believe it.*

Hey, mate.. Heard you and Mick are gettin' married! Is that true?..

zikki sees sniper staying in front of him, looking a bit upset. he sighs while looking at sniper

“hello. yes, it is true.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper stood there staring at Zikki in utter shock. Tears welled up in his eyes, mingling with the rage he was feeling at that very moment. He pulled his hat down over his face so no one could see how badly he wanted to cry and how devastated he was. His heart had just been shattered into a million tiny pieces.*

"Yeah, fair play, mate. Look, I really hope it all goes smoothly and the big day goes off without a hitch. Just wanted to get it off my chest... I always felt more for ya than just a mate."

*Sniper tried not to cry, but it was impossible. Once he’d managed to get those words out, he bowed his head to the ground, avoided looking around, and slowly began to walk away. He was trembling a little as he did so… He can’t even describe all the feelings he’s experiencing right now. The only thing he knows is that he feels worse than he has in all the years he’s been here.*

zikki stays standing right where he was standing, looking at sniper with his eyes wide open. he almost completely forgot how to talk for a second..he feels maybe a little bit bad for sniper? zikki sighs, looking at the scene before him.

“sniper..i..im truly sorry, but you know im already with mick. thank you for wishing us good luck and your kind words about the wedding etc.”

he sees sniper leaving slowly, his hat covering his face while he walks away

“hey- please ..dont take it the wrong way, im truly sorry for hurting your feelings, but man..there's plenty of people who you'd like, trust me! believe in yourself..i personally believe in you! i know you're a good person and u deserve someone who would treat you the way u deserve. i'd still love to stay friends with u.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper pauses for a moment and looks back at Zikki. He thinks for a moment, then returns to him... taking Zikki's hand in his larger, rough palms. He looks him straight in the eyes, and his face moves slightly closer to Zikki's.*

"'m not really big on relationships, eh, and I reckon I just need a bit of time on my own to sort through all this. In all these years, I've never felt anythin' like this about anyone else, mate.."

zikki feels sniper taking his hand in his. he looks at him and notices how his face got closer, he backs away a little

“i get it..and im so sorry.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper feels Zikki pull away from his hand and face. He just wanted to feel a little physical contact, but he ended up ruining everything. He immediately panics... He immediately starts looking down and avoiding eye contact. He’d love to hug him, kiss him, or just stay with him and talk, but he’s crossed the line and doesn’t want to mess things up even more.*

"Look, sorry... I don't know what the bloody hell got into me. I'm absolutely rooted—everythin' is just blowing up in my face."

*Sniper heard that Zikki and Mick are getting married, but he doesn't want to believe it, so he goes to Zikki to ask him about it in person... His shoulders are slightly hunched with anger, sadness, and fear. He doesn't want to believe it.*

Hey, mate.. Heard you and Mick are gettin' married! Is that true?..

zikki sees sniper staying in front of him, looking a bit upset. he sighs while looking at sniper

“hello. yes, it is true.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper stood there staring at Zikki in utter shock. Tears welled up in his eyes, mingling with the rage he was feeling at that very moment. He pulled his hat down over his face so no one could see how badly he wanted to cry and how devastated he was. His heart had just been shattered into a million tiny pieces.*

"Yeah, fair play, mate. Look, I really hope it all goes smoothly and the big day goes off without a hitch. Just wanted to get it off my chest... I always felt more for ya than just a mate."

*Sniper tried not to cry, but it was impossible. Once he’d managed to get those words out, he bowed his head to the ground, avoided looking around, and slowly began to walk away. He was trembling a little as he did so… He can’t even describe all the feelings he’s experiencing right now. The only thing he knows is that he feels worse than he has in all the years he’s been here.*

zikki stays standing right where he was standing, looking at sniper with his eyes wide open. he almost completely forgot how to talk for a second..he feels maybe a little bit bad for sniper? zikki sighs, looking at the scene before him.

“sniper..i..im truly sorry, but you know im already with mick. thank you for wishing us good luck and your kind words about the wedding etc.”

he sees sniper leaving slowly, his hat covering his face while he walks away

“hey- please ..dont take it the wrong way, im truly sorry for hurting your feelings, but man..there's plenty of people who you'd like, trust me! believe in yourself..i personally believe in you! i know you're a good person and u deserve someone who would treat you the way u deserve. i'd still love to stay friends with u.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper pauses for a moment and looks back at Zikki. He thinks for a moment, then returns to him... taking Zikki's hand in his larger, rough palms. He looks him straight in the eyes, and his face moves slightly closer to Zikki's.*

"'m not really big on relationships, eh, and I reckon I just need a bit of time on my own to sort through all this. In all these years, I've never felt anythin' like this about anyone else, mate.."

You should really stop aiming at poor little me, you don't even let me live vhen I step outside ze spawn. Very impolite, I should say.

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"Impolite? Wouldn't say that. More like bloody effective, mate."

*Sniper chuckles to himself*

"Not my fault you're an easy target, nurse."

*Sniper heard that Zikki and Mick are getting married, but he doesn't want to believe it, so he goes to Zikki to ask him about it in person... His shoulders are slightly hunched with anger, sadness, and fear. He doesn't want to believe it.*

Hey, mate.. Heard you and Mick are gettin' married! Is that true?..

zikki sees sniper staying in front of him, looking a bit upset. he sighs while looking at sniper

“hello. yes, it is true.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper stood there staring at Zikki in utter shock. Tears welled up in his eyes, mingling with the rage he was feeling at that very moment. He pulled his hat down over his face so no one could see how badly he wanted to cry and how devastated he was. His heart had just been shattered into a million tiny pieces.*

"Yeah, fair play, mate. Look, I really hope it all goes smoothly and the big day goes off without a hitch. Just wanted to get it off my chest... I always felt more for ya than just a mate."

*Sniper tried not to cry, but it was impossible. Once he’d managed to get those words out, he bowed his head to the ground, avoided looking around, and slowly began to walk away. He was trembling a little as he did so… He can’t even describe all the feelings he’s experiencing right now. The only thing he knows is that he feels worse than he has in all the years he’s been here.*

Hi Sniper, how did you get started with your job? I'm finishing school soon and thinking about options

"Ever since I was a little tacker, I've loved making bows and shooting 'em. My oldies would take me out into the bush, and I'd use my bow to hunt small critters running about. I was always a patient and persistent kid. Then one day, I got an offer askin' if I wanted to become a hitman to take care of blokes wanted dead for money. After doin' that gig for a bit, I got an offer from Mann Co. and joined the Red Team."

professionalredsniper

"Looks like some drongo hacked my account—and a few other poor buggers' too, from what I've seen. Bloody glad to have it back; I had absolutely no flamin' idea what was going on, but anyway, I'm back on deck."

“I’m glad you got your account back, hackers are fuckin’ wankers and bitches.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper heard Mick speak, and immediately a surge of rage coursed through his body. He’s still angry at him, but he suppresses his anger and calms down… after all, he’s a professional.*

"Too bloody right, mate... they're total dropkicks."

*Mick realized Sniper is still angry at him, sighing nervously before he slowly nodded*

“B-Bloody exactly, mate…”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper clenches his hands into fists as he tries to stay calm and not punch Mick right in the face. He takes few deep breaths and avoids looking at Mick, so he doesn't accidentally punch him in a fit of rage.*

"Ye, mate. Bloody exactly."

*His head is bowed; his hat covers his eyes, over which he wears his orange-yellow sunglasses. He’s muttering something to himself under his breath.*

*Mick noticed Sniper’s fists, looking away from him as he immediately went silent*

professionalredsniper

*Sniper waited the whole time for Mick to leave, but he just stood there staring at Sniper. Sniper was running out of patience; he wanted to punch him, stab him, or shoot him right then and there. He’s still angry that Mick stole someone from him—someone for whom, perhaps for the first time in his life, he felt real emotions—and he doesn’t know how to deal with it. It’s too much for him, especially since he’s spent his whole life withdrawn into himself and isolated from society.*

"Y'know... Mick. Yesterday I had such a bloody massive urge to put a bullet in ya. I was sittin' up in my sniper tower, just waitin'.. I could've taken the shot—we’ve got a respawn machine here, after all... but I didn't. I could've done it, and I really bloody wanted to... So if you don't want me to finish the job now, I reckon you better rack off out of my sight."

professionalredsniper

"Looks like some drongo hacked my account—and a few other poor buggers' too, from what I've seen. Bloody glad to have it back; I had absolutely no flamin' idea what was going on, but anyway, I'm back on deck."

“I’m glad you got your account back, hackers are fuckin’ wankers and bitches.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper heard Mick speak, and immediately a surge of rage coursed through his body. He’s still angry at him, but he suppresses his anger and calms down… after all, he’s a professional.*

"Too bloody right, mate... they're total dropkicks."

*Mick realized Sniper is still angry at him, sighing nervously before he slowly nodded*

“B-Bloody exactly, mate…”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper clenches his hands into fists as he tries to stay calm and not punch Mick right in the face. He takes few deep breaths and avoids looking at Mick, so he doesn't accidentally punch him in a fit of rage.*

"Ye, mate. Bloody exactly."

*His head is bowed; his hat covers his eyes, over which he wears his orange-yellow sunglasses. He’s muttering something to himself under his breath.*

professionalredsniper

"Looks like some drongo hacked my account—and a few other poor buggers' too, from what I've seen. Bloody glad to have it back; I had absolutely no flamin' idea what was going on, but anyway, I'm back on deck."

“I’m glad you got your account back, hackers are fuckin’ wankers and bitches.”

professionalredsniper

*Sniper heard Mick speak, and immediately a surge of rage coursed through his body. He’s still angry at him, but he suppresses his anger and calms down… after all, he’s a professional.*

"Too bloody right, mate... they're total dropkicks."

"G'day Zikki, looks like your account got hacked a while back too, hey? Seems to be sorted now, far as I can tell. How're you tracking today anyway? Saw that all this caper was making you feel a bit under the weather."

*Sniper asks politely. The Australian's lanky figure stands in front of Zikki and looks at him, but he has no intention of making Zikki feel uncomfortable.*

zikki looks at sniper standing in front of him, listening to what he's got to say

“hello. yeah my account was stolen for some time, but right now it's back and everything's fine! i feel much better tho i was really scared not gonna lie. glad u got your account back too.”

zikki replied, avoiding eye contact

professionalredsniper

*Sniper nods, his gaze fixed on Zikki the whole time.*

"Good as gold. Main thing is everything's sorted, mate."

zikki nods, slowly looking at sniper

“ye..true. im really glad.”

professionalredsniper

"Me too, mate."

"G'day Zikki, looks like your account got hacked a while back too, hey? Seems to be sorted now, far as I can tell. How're you tracking today anyway? Saw that all this caper was making you feel a bit under the weather."

*Sniper asks politely. The Australian's lanky figure stands in front of Zikki and looks at him, but he has no intention of making Zikki feel uncomfortable.*

zikki looks at sniper standing in front of him, listening to what he's got to say

“hello. yeah my account was stolen for some time, but right now it's back and everything's fine! i feel much better tho i was really scared not gonna lie. glad u got your account back too.”

zikki replied, avoiding eye contact

professionalredsniper

*Sniper nods, his gaze fixed on Zikki the whole time.*

"Good as gold. Main thing is everything's sorted, mate."

"Looks like some drongo hacked my account—and a few other poor buggers' too, from what I've seen. Bloody glad to have it back; I had absolutely no flamin' idea what was going on, but anyway, I'm back on deck."

STEADY, STEADY...

*It was a sunny day; the sun was beating down so hard it could give you a headache... And the time came when Sniper could finally let off some steam and take a shot at the one who had pissed him off so badly. He was sitting up in the sniper tower, where he often retreated when there was too much commotion on the ground and he needed some peace and quiet away from all those idiots. He had coffee with him and a few jars for his...own personal needs. He was quiet, calm, and patient. He waited and waited... He peered through the scope of his sniper rifle to see what was going on down below. He saw interesting things, but he didn’t see the one he’d been waiting for all this time… the person who stole from him someone he’d been telling himself might one day work out, and they’d end up together. He also has a Kukri next to him. Well, he’s ready to grab it at any moment, use it mercilessly, and stab someone with it.*

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professionalredsniper

"Any of youse blokes know how to bloody well shake the urge to murder what’s-their-face? (certain someone?). I feel like 'm gonna end up murderin' someone on our team, which, y'know, I'd rather not do."

redfloridascout

"Pfft, just fuckin' do it, respawn IS a thing after all, it's how I deal with people when they piss me off."

professionalredsniper

"Too right, Scout..Probably overthinkin' it anyway. Spot on, mate—that’s exactly what the respawn machine's there for."

*Sniper takes a deep breath and starts cleaning and preparing his sniper rifle, which he really, really wants to use for whatever’s going through his head right now.*

redfloridascout

"So, who ya killin'?" The curious Scout asked as he leaned against the wall nearby, watching the Sniper clean his weapon so meticulously. Usually Sean wanted nothing to do with any of the other mercs, but this was the most interesting thing to happen in the base all week.

professionalredsniper

"You know that gut-wrenching feeling when you’re keen on someone and some absolute deadshit swoops in and steals 'em from right under your nose? Especially when I was laid up sick and couldn’t do a bloody thing about it. When I finally got back on my feet and saw some loser had moved in on him, I felt proper ordinary… angry, gutted, ropable, on edge… I don’t even know, mate. It was a rubbish feelin' and it’s still hangin' around."

"I wasn't plannin' on makin' a massive scene out of it, figured I'd just let it slide, but that absolute tool is doing my head in. I’m usually pretty chill, but I lose my rag when someone deliberately pisses me off. Especially since I’m on my own most of the time… to be honest, I guess I just miss havin' a partner by my side?.."

*The sniper talks in low and dangerous voice while he continues to slowly and carefully clean and prepare his weapon. He's not the type to talk for very long, but when he's angry, he needs to let it all out any way he can.*

" 'm plannin' on killing one of our RED Snipers. "

redfloridascout

A brow was raised with how chatty the Sniper was being, he had literally never heard this man talk so much, it was usually just a few word answers here and a grunt or nod there.

"Shit dude, that fuckin' suuuucks, I wanna say I couldn't relate but shhiiit... my own brother has done tha same thing to me, pissed me tha fuck off!" He put his hands into his pocket as he moved one of his booted feet up against the wall. "Shits tha worst!"

That final line got him real excited, a huge lop sided grin spread across his face, the scar on the left side of his face pulling the skin taut.

"Holy crap, seriously? That's fuckin' wild, dude! Ya need any help with that or are ya gonna lone wolf that shit?" He was practically vibrating with excitement at this point.

professionalredsniper

*While the shorter man is talking, Sniper keeps preparing his weapon. He listens to him while thinking about how satisfying it will be to land a beautiful, clean headshot on the person he’s probably most angry with right now. When Scout finishes speaking, Sniper remains silent and says nothing. He’s already said enough, and overall he’s feeling a bit out of sorts today and doesn’t want to make things worse. After a moment, he decides to speak up.*

"It’s honestly the absolute worst. Look, I’m not really one for all that lovey-dovey, deep feelings nonsense, but I actually proper liked the guy. I was really keen to open up and tell him how I felt eventually."

*The sniper takes a breath to calm his anger and disappointment. Then he hears the question of whether he’d like some help with the killing, but he shakes his head to make it clear that the answer is no.*

"Yeah, nah mate... I’d much rather logic that little ankle-biter meself, to be honest.."

professionalredsniper

"Any of youse blokes know how to bloody well shake the urge to murder what’s-their-face? (certain someone?). I feel like 'm gonna end up murderin' someone on our team, which, y'know, I'd rather not do."

redfloridascout

"Pfft, just fuckin' do it, respawn IS a thing after all, it's how I deal with people when they piss me off."

professionalredsniper

"Too right, Scout..Probably overthinkin' it anyway. Spot on, mate—that’s exactly what the respawn machine's there for."

*Sniper takes a deep breath and starts cleaning and preparing his sniper rifle, which he really, really wants to use for whatever’s going through his head right now.*

redfloridascout

"So, who ya killin'?" The curious Scout asked as he leaned against the wall nearby, watching the Sniper clean his weapon so meticulously. Usually Sean wanted nothing to do with any of the other mercs, but this was the most interesting thing to happen in the base all week.

professionalredsniper

"You know that gut-wrenching feeling when you’re keen on someone and some absolute deadshit swoops in and steals 'em from right under your nose? Especially when I was laid up sick and couldn’t do a bloody thing about it. When I finally got back on my feet and saw some loser had moved in on him, I felt proper ordinary… angry, gutted, ropable, on edge… I don’t even know, mate. It was a rubbish feelin' and it’s still hangin' around."

"I wasn't plannin' on makin' a massive scene out of it, figured I'd just let it slide, but that absolute tool is doing my head in. I’m usually pretty chill, but I lose my rag when someone deliberately pisses me off. Especially since I’m on my own most of the time… to be honest, I guess I just miss havin' a partner by my side?.."

*The sniper talks in low and dangerous voice while he continues to slowly and carefully clean and prepare his weapon. He's not the type to talk for very long, but when he's angry, he needs to let it all out any way he can.*

" 'm plannin' on killing one of our RED Snipers. "

professionalredsniper

"Any of youse blokes know how to bloody well shake the urge to murder what’s-their-face? (certain someone?). I feel like 'm gonna end up murderin' someone on our team, which, y'know, I'd rather not do."

redfloridascout

"Pfft, just fuckin' do it, respawn IS a thing after all, it's how I deal with people when they piss me off."

professionalredsniper

"Too right, Scout..Probably overthinkin' it anyway. Spot on, mate—that’s exactly what the respawn machine's there for."

*Sniper takes a deep breath and starts cleaning and preparing his sniper rifle, which he really, really wants to use for whatever’s going through his head right now.*

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