boom, headshot.

I see you long before you see me. [tf2 Sniper's blog. don't be shy to write a message of any kind.]

[professionalwithstandarts]

hm...? hello, mate. have a question for your ol' friend Mun-Dee..?

well then, ask away... I will answer you by the time I'm free from turning enemies' heads into a bloody jam and scouting the areas.

OOC — hello! this is a TF2 Sniper blog, and there I post everything I want to share. this includes; my thoughts, my life events that are tad altered to suit TF2 universe, my drawings, my joys and my sadness, my highs and lows.

english is not my native language - I can make mistakes. don't harass me for it, or point it out to make fun of me.

let's not lie to each other, and let's keep this place safe.

ADULTS DNI and MDNI(under16) with suggestive posts.

now, let's get to the "fun" part...

⠀ RULES.

IC interactions; feel free to send asks, memes, or starters. I'll reply in character as Sniper!

OOC interactions; if you need to talk to me out of character, use [brackets], (parentheses), or just say "OOC:" so I know.

shipping; open to shipping with Sniper (Mick x anyone). tho, be chill about it, please. my Sniper doesn't belong to your character, if we romantically interacted a few times.

(more to the topic of shipping; IF YOU WANT TO ESTABLISH RELATIONSHIP WITH SNIPER AND LINK OUR BLOGS - TEXT TO MY INBOX! open to any pairings, too, no preferences.)

suggestive content; fine by me. I'm a minor (over 16) but I'm comfortable with it. just don't be weird or pushy.

(more to the topic of sugg.con.; PLEASE, ADULTS DNI for suggestive content! only minors over the age of 16 and no open NSFW. I will find out if you're younger or an adult under those posts / sending me those things in AMA and stop interacting with you / block you. thank you.)

trigger topics; I'm okay with violence, gore, death, and dark themes (it's TF2). if you're unsure about something, just ask first.

RP etiquette; don't godmod, metagame, or control my character. I'll do the same for you.

⠀ DNI (Do Not Interact);

basic + racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia / any bigotry,

NSFW/sexual content involving real minors. (I don't do outright NSFW with other minors, nor do I want to e-segg them. thank you.),

harassment, trolling, or intentionally making others uncomfortable,

excessive "edgy" behavior that's just being a jerk OOC,

drama starters or callout bait,

under 13 (stick to the app rules)!

this blog is AI-free. no AI was used in the process of making this account, posts or pictures.

that's it. peace.

[professionalwithstandarts]

If your really a professional then why do you piss in jars

tactical advantage. how can you expect an enemy to throw a jar of piss at you? that's right, ya can't.

also, that's humiliating. good for stomping on Spy's ego every time.

[professionalwithstandarts]

Kiss, Marry, Kill, the other mercs

hm, good question. but I don't understand the way it's supposed to work...

can I pick infinite amount of times one option? and in what order do others go? and... alright. let me think.

let's say, by three...

Scout, Soldier, Pyro. err... marry Scout, kiss Soldier and kill Pyro? 'm sorry, firebug.

Demoman, Heavy, Engineer. this is a tough one... okay, I'ma go with... kill the Cyclops, kiss Heavy and marry Engie.

Medic and Spy, excluding myself. kiss Medic, and kill the frenchie.

I hope that'll... do. for you. because I have no idea how else was I supposed to interpret this.

[professionalwithstandarts]

What do you think of the rest of RED team?

hm... rest of the team? they're fine, in their own way. I guess. not that I like them, it's just... that we spent more than a few years together. side by side, covering each other's backs, taking the hits for each other... like a family would.

don't take my words wrong, still hate 'em. but in a way a brother would hate their other one, or a younger wound get annoyed at the older for being a jerk to them. that's basically it.

just don't... tell them... or I'm getting hell for it.

[professionalwithstandarts]

I'm pretty sure I had one too many beers... three bottles was enough, but for some reason I decided to go for more.

[professionalwithstandarts]

hey mate. sorry that I've been gone for so long. just.. a lotta missions lately. so I'm relaxing with some beer.

if you want to ask me anything, do so. I'm sure I'll be more honest and open when I'm like that... hm. why am I even saying it?

[professionalwithstandarts]

been working on some plants today. if you, guys, could see how much dirt and dead leaves I scattered around (that I had to clean up after) everywhere, you'd be surprised.

bags in the background? yeah, that's all the dead stuff and dirt. will be planting new ones... eventually...

took me... two? two and a half hours? to clear all that and collect the pots (you can see them in the background, all the black towers...)

[florpsterr]

my wives tbh,,

on a side note i need more tf2 art recs !! pls feel free to drop some in my asks dms or comments ^_^

not intended to be ship art but interpret it how u want :-) tags r for reach

[professionalwithstandarts]

g'morning.. woke up and my thoughts are not letting me fall back asleep.

sometimes, I think too much. about a lot of stuff.

[professionalwithstandarts]

today is a pretty boring day. I've been sitting on my tower and just looking out. nothing and no one to snipe...

what a time waste. no bunnies running by, no deer in sight... no cheeky Scout to stop from sneaking in... zzzzz.

[thebestredscout]

Well that just sounds boring. Don't ya ever get up and do anything or is snipin always just sittin around waitin?

[professionalwithstandarts]

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.

[thebestredscout]

I mean, if I got enemies, I just run right up to 'em and stick a gun in their face. Gets the job done. You should try it!

[professionalwithstandarts]

says the one with scattergun and speed on him.

[thebestredscout]

Well I can't do nothin about speed but we could swap guns for the day. Maybe you won't move so slow if ya ain't luggin a big ol' rifle on ya shoulder.

[professionalwithstandarts]

I would prefer keeping my rifle to myself. you will break it if you get your hands on it.

so keep running around and shooting with your gun, and I will stay in my tower and shoot with mine, deal?

[professionalwithstandarts]

today is a pretty boring day. I've been sitting on my tower and just looking out. nothing and no one to snipe...

what a time waste. no bunnies running by, no deer in sight... no cheeky Scout to stop from sneaking in... zzzzz.

[thebestredscout]

Well that just sounds boring. Don't ya ever get up and do anything or is snipin always just sittin around waitin?

[professionalwithstandarts]

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.

[thebestredscout]

I mean, if I got enemies, I just run right up to 'em and stick a gun in their face. Gets the job done. You should try it!

[professionalwithstandarts]

says the one with scattergun and speed on him.

[professionalwithstandarts]

today is a pretty boring day. I've been sitting on my tower and just looking out. nothing and no one to snipe...

what a time waste. no bunnies running by, no deer in sight... no cheeky Scout to stop from sneaking in... zzzzz.

[thebestredscout]

Well that just sounds boring. Don't ya ever get up and do anything or is snipin always just sittin around waitin?

[professionalwithstandarts]

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.

[professionalwithstandarts]

today is a pretty boring day. I've been sitting on my tower and just looking out. nothing and no one to snipe...

what a time waste. no bunnies running by, no deer in sight... no cheeky Scout to stop from sneaking in... zzzzz.

[professionalwithstandarts]

Your bio is very confusing I'm sorry.

You just want seventeen year olds to interact?

OOC; hi! no lol, it means I ONLY want people between ages of 16 to 18 to interact with suggestive posts and send me suggestive asks. everyone else can interact with my account and send me normal asks and rp starters, including younger people and adults. sorry if my phrasing confused you somehow.

[professionalwithstandarts]

bloody hell, I was having such a good time, and then something outside woke me up! why must it happen when I just want to have a good ol' sleep?

uh... goodnight mate. now for sure.

[professionalwithstandarts]

uh... evenin', mate. I just woke up after a pretty long nap. had a terrible headache after a fight with Doc. got so frustrated I went to my camper and stayed in bed for s pretty long time.

now, I have a headache from a nap. great. I need some meds.

[professionalwithstandarts]

g'day. had an absolutely miserable morning today. barely got any shut-eye and had to go to Doc.

I was supposed to get my ultrasounds this morning and run two blood tests, for sugar, but after first test Medic left to deal with something, and after the second, he had to sew Soldier together piece by piece... so I had to wait for my ultrasounds.

hungry.

and tired.

until 1 pm.

because I was supposed to get one of those for my stomach, y'know. so I had to stay hungry...

I also first time in my life held a test tube filled with my own blood in my hands. felt weird, knowing it just got pumped out of my arm, if I may say.

anyways, I had a meal now and I'm not even dizzy anymore. you got anything to tell about your day?