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Independent Xerneas!Sycamore AU RP/Ask blog. Semi-selective, M!A and OC friendly.

[fedoraspooky]

I will never escape this AU, will I? XD ;

(This was originally just gonna be a sketch to figure out how the clothes worked with his spikes but whoops my hand slipped a bazillion times and finished it so…)

For anyone wondering, this was an AU where the prof got fused/spliced with his Garchomp (it’s a long story .w.)

Also those scars on his knees are from when he mega evolved. There’s more from that incident, but they’re hidden by the clothes. Needless to say, it was not a pleasant experience…

[fedoraspooky]

Commission for lemon, of their Lysandre muse @fleurfell!

For anyone interested, my commission info can be found here!

[professordeerest]

There is now an entire fat chocobo chick just chilling on sycamores desk. It is very cozy on top of his paperwork. Any attempt to move it is met with a mildly distressed "kweh!!" and some ruffled feathers

Interesting... Was this an undiscovered species of pokemon? Or perhaps some kind of variant of Pidgey...?

Any way, it didn't look like he would be getting any paperwork done anytime soon. Perhaps if he could still get to his laptop, he could-

"Kweeh!!"

Alright that didn't quite work. He couldn't fish it out from under the mess of papers on his desk that this strange pokemon had made a nest of... He'd just have to find some other way to take notes.

At least he was able to get a few pixelly low-res pictures of it on his horrendously outdated phone. So there was that...

[professordeerest]

*You have one new voicemail.* "Oi, Xerneas. It's me, Meloetta. I'm going to be helpin' me home country of Ireland this year for Eurovision, and I need you to do me a favor. Could ye whip up about fifty Turnip creatures and a 15-foot Potato Kaiju that can do choreographed dance? I know it's an odd request, but it is vitally important that I represent me home country in Eurovision this year. Call me when ye get this voice message. Slán go fóill *Message ends.* (Typing an Irish brogue is hard.)

"I'm... Ah, not entirely sure I can do that..."

Just discovering he could grow plants was enough of a shock, but making giant sentient food beasts that could move around? It did not seem entirely responsible on his part. Arceus, what if someone tried to eat them? Would they retaliate?

...Also what even was Ireland??

[grandedamedekalos]

@professordeerest

“… Auggie, darling, really, seven visits?”

[professordeerest]

“Ahaha...What can I say, you have a very lovely garden!”

Complete with the most excellent salt lick he had ever witnessed...;;;

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[pokemonxtales-blog]

GAAASP!

DEER FRIEND!!!!

@professordeerest

[professordeerest]

He waves a hoof.

[legendarysons-deactivated201905]

Blazey ( @pokemonxtales) Is a amazing Rper PASS IT ON!

[professordeerest]

@fleurxmaudite

Continued from here!

“It... has become increasingly apparent that what you said is true... You are, indeed, not the Lysandre I attended university with.”

He fidgeted as he tried to quiet the constant buzz of questions in his mind, trying to pick out the most relevant of the bunch so as not to overwhelm.

“That said, how did you know about this? How does any of this even work? I mean, I... I just don’t understand how I keep running into you now, when something like this has never happened before...”

[professordeerest]

pokemonxtales:

“It really does! Though I also could just…well, talk to them too.” he then let out a bit of a sheepish chuckle, “Well, my normal cries aren’t the most pleasant sounds to a human and some Pokemon, prey Pokemon mostly. The whole death theme even goes to that it seems.”

“Ah, I suppose I was thinking of the very young ones...” Usually it took the call of their mother to calm them if they started crying, which became difficult if they’d been brought to the lab orphaned...

“Hahh, true... The voice of Death.”

He scratched at the side of his jaw, brows furrowing in thought. Wow... It was shockingly easy to forget he was talking to Death.

“You know, I used to think I would be a lot more scared of you... Ah- Sorry, you must hear that a lot. But really, in hindsight, maybe it’s always been more to do with fear of the unknown than of you specifically...” He shook his head. “I don’t know, meeting you has brought up a lot of odd questions for me, but I must say... I’m glad I did all the same.”

[professordeerest]

grimomens replied to your post: …. He’s just walked outside to everyone shouting...

“Probably a safe bet. Want some hot chocolate?”

“Oui, that sounds like a good idea.”

It wouldn’t be the only thing he has absolutely no explanation for these days.

[professordeerest]

....

He’s just walked outside to everyone shouting profanities. Not that he’s any stranger to such language, but...

Maaaaybe he should just go back inside and pretend this didn’t happen.

[professordeerest]

pokemonxtales replied to your post “Sy just peeps at Auggie. There's no real reason for the peep other...”

"......Yes?" Sy gave a slight tilt of his head, "I can make other noises too, mimic voices. You could say I'm like a Chatot!"

“Really? That must be helpful with soothing lab pokemon...”

He thought for a moment.

“Come to think of it... I don’t think I’ve even heard what your normal cry sounds like...” Would it sound familiar to him? He honestly had no idea...

[professordeerest]

Sy just peeps at Auggie. There's no real reason for the peep other than perhaps just to show he's comfortable with him. Either that or he's just in a birdy mood. Who knows.

He blinks before looking at him. “Was that you?”

[professordeerest]

That Lysandre isn't yours. Have you heard of different timelines?

“...Um... non, not really... Are you saying this was a different Lysandre?”

It would explain why he was acting so strangely, but... What in the world was going on?? How does this even work? Were the powers of legendary pokemon at play here? He didn’t know how else to explain it...

...Did HE have this power? Did he cause this to happen without even realizing it?

This is getting far too strange, he thought, nibbling on a Lumiose galette.

[professordeerest]

Oh!

A Shinx was snoozing in the middle of the doorway to the break room, and he just barely noticed it in time to stop in his tracks.

It was the first time he’d seen one in person.

“Whew! Mon petit, I almost stepped on you,” he sighed, kneeling down to give the little electric cub a pat.

He was met with a spark the moment his hand touched the blue fur, and he pulled his hand back with a start. The Shinx opened an eye to peek up at him, looking mildly annoyed. Getting up, it stretched out with a mewling yawn before walking away.

The assistant rubbed his stinging hand as he stood again, watching the Shinx turn around the corner, out of sight.

...Well then!

[professordeerest]

Have you ever thought about growing your hair out?

“It actually used to be longer... I got so wrapped up in schoolwork at one point that I didn’t have time to go have it cut, so I just pulled it back instead. It... wasn’t the best look in hindsight, I must say I am far happier with the style I have now!”