Professor Plum

In the Tallest Tower with the Bottle of Chanel No. 5 and the Book of Matches.

[professorplum]

I guess snakes are the new anchor?

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

new cryptid: tumblr users who have never changed their url

[mntndugan]

Me

[monkeysaysficus]

Me

[nickgoesgaga]

Yep me

[professorplum]

Why would you change the truth.

[angelicbreadroll]

[thebhoywiththearabstrap]

[thesensethatyouchoose]

Me

[logotv]

[untuckedqueens]

I will never get over this

[pop-culture-is-my-bitch]

[thefinenanny]

[naik2seki]

[nevver]

People are dying

[softcore-revolutionary]

~💖~

[okwowcool]

[barbiegirls]

[maidmarians]

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

[nitratediva]

Gene Tierney in Whirlpool (1949).

[sh1re]

happy easter

[ethantherenegade]

I can confirm this is more or less what went down.

[criedw0lfe]

Most definitely what went down.

[mcdonalds-and-chill]

[kristenwiiggle]

lady gaga *writes a song about how much she loves her scumbag of an ex and how she’ll die without him. makes music video while shes still dating him and meets the actual love of her life dressed as some kind of mermaid nightmare. 4 years later gets engaged to him*