My wife has to deal with my shit, so do you.

👩‍🚒Kenzie. Kansas. 33. 💛🔐 04/10/21👩‍🚒 Mother. Firefighter.

[therealmauve]

right when everything is falling into chaos... she walks in.

[nightmanatee]

just a *few* years apart🥹🥹🥹

[curseofjulia]

gorgeous 🖤

(x)

[woolandflax]

[allurlsarebad-deactivated201506]

the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee

[manzirae]

A trip down memory lane

[warcraftheritageposts]

Warcraft Heritage Post

[ozempicofficial]

[juno-infernal]

the new noah kahan album really has it all: daddy issues, mommy issues, sibling issues, ex-friend issues, small town issues, substance abuse, justin vernon backing vocals, avoidant attachment, religious trauma, survivor’s guilt, caregiver fatigue, hatred of cybertrucks,

[cosmicretreat]

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

Baby armadillo plays with his toy

[puppy95]

Are you fucking kidding me

[figpal]

i have never been happier 

[gay-ya-know]

I'm being very normal about this stupid album, nonchalant you could say.

[tall]

1996

[realshinjiikari]

[pattersonluv]

WE'RE SO BACKKKKK 🦋🦌

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[lamignonette]

[spiralingants]

two souls in the same cage 💊

[kaddyssammlung]

teenie