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I'm a switch, so just tell me if you want me to be Dom or sub.
Expect all manner of deviant activity.
You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.
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@professorstrauss
This shall be my horny posting blog.
I'm a switch, so just tell me if you want me to be Dom or sub.
Expect all manner of deviant activity.
You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.
If Labour don't want to lose to *vomit noises* Reform in 2029, Starmer needs to swallow his pride and hand the reins over to Andy Burnham.
Of course, the Green Party would be preferable above all else, but I don't have that much faith in my countrymen.
Hey OP. Guess what?
This aged well.
We'll check back in at the next GE...
A Pride mural in a Lush shop window has sparked a wave of attention, with its creator highlighting its message of trans pride and visibility
That mural fucks hard and honestly of all animals to give top surgery scars to, a tiger is the best fit.
I hope it stays up.
^ here's the full thing!
Want someone to force a dildo that is way too big inside my ass but in a soothing yet sadistic way.
They softly cooing at me, telling me that it's alright and that I can take it. Hugging me and giving me breaks when I start crying that it's too big and it won't fit. But at the same time they don't stop, they're there for me and comforting me but I'm not in control, they want it in and it's going in no matter how long it takes.
Want to be helpless, needy and a mess for them.
"yes baby, it's going to hurt but you can take it"
"deep breaths puppy, let's wait a moment before I keep pushing"
"no no no puppy, you can take, you will take"
"relax your body darling, relax and let me push it in"
"shh shh, good boy, you want a break or I can keep pushing? No no, we won't be taking it out, it's going inside boy, you want a break or not?"
Ah, reminds me of the first time I took a fist...
Good times.
Adrenalin is the only thing keeping you on your feet, and desperation is the only thing maintaining your course. The path between the trees is packed hard, and dry, and the force of your footfalls sends a cloud of beige dust in your wake. You might be at peak physical fitness, but you're pushing too close to your limits.
Your lover wheezes for breath in your arms, limp and grey, teetering on the knife edge between life and death. You don't dare slow your pace. Without a free hand to wipe it away, you have to make do with blinking the sweat out of your eyes as it trickles steadily from your hairline.
You've never seen anything like the beast that attacked you both, and stuck your lover with a venom-tipped spine, and you still haven't processed exactly how you managed to get away from it. But the venom quickly disabled your partner, and in an instant you knew that there was only one being near enough to save their life.
Doctor Strauss was not a man you went to unless the situation was dire: in fact, he was not exactly a man at all. From a short distance he might be mistaken for one, but on closer inspection his dark, narrow eyes, yellowish complexion, and pointed teeth, gave away his not-quite-human identity.
You've dealt with him on a few occasions now. *Fought* him twice - narrowly escaping in both encounters. He seems to have developed a worrying interest in you. An *intense* interest. A visible appetite in his obsidian eyes, when he looks at you. You don't know what it is he wants, and you could quite happily live the rest of your life without ever finding out.
But now you need his help.
Being a Whore
One of my fuck buddies is a sixty-something year-old man, totally out of shape, but comes across relatively wealthy (fancy shoes).
We meet at the same hotel (he pays) every time we have a session.
I like to meet him in the foyer, and insist on coffee before we go to his room. And I deliberately dress like an absolute slut. I know I'm good looking, fit, and way out of his league.
I want everyone who sees us to suspect that he's paying me for sex. I like to imagine I'm being paid for it, too. Turns me on so much.
extra tutoring🤭🤭
Going out like this 🤭
Incubus
You awaken to the sound of a girl whimpering and moaning. You open your eyes, and blink to clear them in the warm glow of the standing lamp.
You are on a bed, naked, propped up on pillows, with your legs spread and bent at the knees.
I spare you a knowing smile before returning my attention to the other girl, tied in the same position as you, but at the other end of the next bed over.
I moved to one side so you can see clearly what I'm doing; stroking the inside of her wet, swollen cunt, with two fingers.
It's only when you see the gag she's biting down on, that you realise you are also gagged.
I finger her faster and deeper - I've been playing with her for a while, and I'm about ready to move on. She throws her head back as I pinch her clit between the thumb and forefinger of my other hand. I pull her clit up and out, stretching it, and exposing her shining vulva. I check that you're watching, before I thrust a third finger in, stroking upwards, like I'm beckoning her orgasm.
Her whimpers turn desperate, and she closes her eyes. I feel her heat swelling against my fingers, close to climax despite the rough way I'm yanking on her clit.
I let you see the first spurt of fluid shoot out, before diving down to clamp my lips against her, drinking in the sweet, sharp ejaculate as she cries out through the gag.
I suckle the orgasm out of her, draining her pleasure, and feeling her life-force replenish my own. I absorb her youth and energy, de-aging by at least ten years, as her body ages and goes limp.
The process works just as well when I fuck, but I've come to prefer doing it this way.
I stand up from the bed, and check the mirror opposite: I could probably pass for forty now.
I turn to you with a smile, licking what remains of the other girl's wetness from my lips.
You try to shuffle away, but I've tied you down well. Your legs look firm with muscle, but they're no match for the stainless steel spreader bar between your ankles.
Your eyes are full of fear, but your darkening, dribbling cunt betrays your arousal.
I give you a devious grin before lowering my face between your legs.
imagine fucking your fave’s ass from behind (with a cock or strapon) while they have a full bladder. Halfway through, they gasp that they really have to go. You keep thrusting, leaning to murmur in their ear.
“Piss yourself for me?”
They moan. They’re near bursting. They can’t hold on much longer, and they know it. So they agree, as clearly as they can in their current condition.
Your fave tries to let go, but instinctively clenches up to stop pee from escaping. They’re shaking desperately by now, more aroused then ever, genitals squeezing helplessly, ass tightening up. Just then, the angle shifts and you thrust pushing hard against their bladder. That does it. With a little choked whimper, they let go and piss all over themselves and the bed.
The stream seems to go on forever, with you relentlessly fucking their clenched ass all through. When the piss eventually slows to a trickle and stops, you touch their back softly and whisper about how good they’ve been for you. Then you slip your hand down to their sopping crotch and get them off. They come shuddering in a puddle of their own piss.
What a beautiful world
Look, if I said I can take it, then I can take it.
If I want you to stop, I will tell you to stop.
Yes, it hurts. That's fine. I don't care. I like that it hurts. Keep going.
I can take it.
I can-
Fuck.
It's okay. It's nearly all the way in, right?
Okay keep-
Nnnng
Keep going.
Ah! Ow, ow, ow, fuck!
Oh god yes. That's it. That's good.
Do. Not. Move.