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mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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when you try really hard to look cute for your friends and they don’t say anything

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nigga just ate a booty flake

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This sounds like my mom.

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I feel so fucking tired of myself lately.

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Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

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HEY GUYS Ive gotten an amazing response to the Sans figurines I have been making and really want to thank you folks somehow! (Legit over 1000 of you have decided to follow my blog in the last week and Im so so honoured guys, thank you heaps! :’) ) Please read the giveaway rules before entering! Three lucky winners will receive a handmade Sans Figurine! They will be shipped in comfy boxes and all come with a base! 1ST PRIZE:A premade Sans figurine! Coloured to his overworld sprite. 2ND PRIZE: A premade glowy-eye Sans figurine! He comes with a blue-y clear resin eye-wisp. 3RD PRIZE: A made-to-order custom Sans figurine! Want him based off an AU? A shirt that says ‘BUDDY IM HUMERUS’? Want him to have a fluffy hood?Want him with SLIPPERS?? (I will break his legs and finally make Sans some slippers, you can count on it man)

GIVEAWAY RULES:

1 Reblog = 1 entry!

1 Like = 1 entry!

Any suspicious spam will disqualify you!

You dont have to be following me to win! (It would be nice though hahah)

Because this giveaway contains physical prizes, please be comfortable with giving me your address!

Make sure youre over 18 when entering!

Please make sure your inbox is open!

POSTAGE IS COVERED BY ME! B) I WILL BE SHIPPING OUT THE PRIZES FROM NEW ZEALAND.

And if you have any questions about the giveaway, please ask away!

GIVEAWAY ENDS NOV 30TH, 8PM, NZT! GOOD LUCK!