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I made butter today!🧈

#butter #me during the summer #did you know that you can make this with an electric mixer #its tasty #so yummy 😋#bts fan #this made me happy

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If you could chose one YouTube short to represent you, which one would you choose?

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#two brain battle #adhd #rsd #last minute is a flex #Youtube

If you could chose one YouTube short to represent you, which one would you choose?

#youtube shorts #representation #reblog

Me😙: *Lying in bed*

My brain🧠: *psst* "I had another crazy theory"

Me😙: "Oooo, what is it?"

My brain🧠: *Whispers theory*

Me😙: "OMG, wait that makes sense!"

Me😙: *Gets online to say:*

"Narnia is basically the Christian version of PJO/HoO"

#narnia #percy jackson #sudden realization #mind blown #🤯

Happy 4th of July!

#breaking cat news #hamilton musical #georgia dunn #potato salad #comics #4th of july

Hey

In case you forgot

Dogs are not colorblind

They can see orange and blue

...

Okay have a amazing day <3

#bluey #bingo #bandit #chili

*Nico, Will, and Leo making spaghetti*

Nico: Guys we need a bigger pot, this one is too small for the spaghetti.

Leo: Oh no we don't, we just have to break the spaghetti. *picks up the spaghetti*

Will: LEO NO!!!

Leo: *snaps spaghetti* See? Now it'll fit without us having to get another pot.

Will: ...

Will: Leo, you need to run. Now.

Leo: Why?

Nico: *burning in Italian rage as Italian Nonna ghosts rise from the ground around him*

Leo: Oh gods *runs as fast as he can outside*

Nico: *To the Nonna ghosts* Prendi il ragazzo latino: ha spezzato gli spaghetti.

*The angry Nonna ghosts chase Leo*

#nico di angelo #will solace #leo valdez #spagetti #nonnas #meme #italian

#penguins #gamer #no sleep #me during the summer #gwen tarpley #coffee #good vibes #cat's cafe

If Percy accepted being a god:

Poseidon: Okay Percy, you’re going to go down to earth

Percy: Uh-huh

Poseidon: Make a big show of your arrival by loudly shouting and acting powerful, maybe blow up something

Percy: Yep.

Poseidon: Then proclaim: I AM PERSEUS, SON OF POSEIDON, GOD OF OCEANS AND SEA CREATURES!!!

Percy: Okay

*One trip to Earth later*

Percy: *Using a microphone hooked up to speakers from the Hephaestus cabin* WASSUP EVERYONE? I’M PERCY JACKSON, AND I’M THE GOD OF BLUE FOODS! MY TEMPLE WILL BE A REFURBISHED HAMBURGER PLACE, AND I ONLY ACCEPT BLUE OFFERINGS. MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE BLESSED WITH EXTRA SASSYNESS, DUMB LUCK, AND A FREE GOLDFISH EVERY MONTH!!!!

Zeus: *On Olympus* Whose idea was this again?

#percy jackson #poseidon #zeus #funny meme #if percy was a god