Fuck You Too

I actually don't drink that much. However, I do talk that much shit.

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I’m not crying, I swear.  I just haven’t changed my contacts in the past 4 months.  

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Adulting It Up, Motherfuckers

Me and my sister(mostly me) almost drank a quarter of a bottle of vodka so we could use the bottle as a vase because we bought our roommate flowers for her birthday, but we didn’t have anything to put them in.  

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Benefits of working the night shift

Time: 11:30 pm

Me: *fucks something up*

Customer: Has it been a long day?

Me: *literally woke up at 6:30 pm*

Me: Haha...Yeah. I'm really tired.

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What comes with the combo?

People who have been in a coma, under a rock , in a cave, on fucking Pluto for their entire lives 

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For the children

If you hope your child will one day attend college, do not give birth to them on December 1st to December 20th or May 1st to May 20th.  You will automatically fuck up at least one of their birthdays.  

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Whoever decided to have all of the last normal exams the week before finals needs to be shot take a semester of college.  

Sincerely,

Me

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I related to the username tumblr suggested so much I made a blog about it.  

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I can’t spell for shit, but my grammar and punctuation can slay a bitch.  

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I made this blog to avoid studying for finals.