dev

//;any prounouns;yaku kin, ult game dev au; most likely wont post often, 

[peepapeep]

get it-

get it cause the chi-

im fucking hilarious

[incorrectinfinitechase]

Reo: *holds up a fancy looking bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Yaku: *grabs the bottle and drinks all of it*

Yaku: It’s perfume.

[aroloverboy]

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

[programed-intoxication]

imagine being named medicine medicine, smh mh, couldn't be me 🙄

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[programed-intoxication]

//; might write something about that chicken scene because, //; yikes, 

[teaboot]

Do you ever suddenly remember something you wholeheartedly believed as a child that just makes your skin shrivel up like a prune

[teaboot]

When I was 4, I (a white kid) asked an adult why my best friend (who was Korean) had different eyes from me, and they straight up told me that it was because she was from Asia, and because Asia was very hot, it was also very dusty, so people who were from Asia developed smaller eyes so they wouldn’t get so much sand in them.

And because I believed this wise and worldly adult, I went the next nine or so years fully believing that different ethnic traits were entirely determined by the geography you grew up in.

Which means that until I was about thirteen, I fully believed that my skin was white because I was Canadian, and whenever it snowed, I’d need to blend in to hide from predators

[teaboot]

Other things I believed:

1. All humans were supposed to be brown, anyone who was white came from somewhere cold, because otherwise we’d stand out in the snow

2. Only white people got pimples and body hair because we were the only ones in razor and face wash commercials

3. Air was made of the same stuff as water because both were clear, tasteless, and vital for life

4. If you ate nothing but meat all the time, your teeth would become sharp and pointy like a shark

5. God could hear all my thoughts unless I focused really hard on going ‘LALALALALALALA’ in my head

6. If I made eye contact with a mirror, something living inside the mirror would look back and would see me, too

7. People born in other places had different accents because like how everyone has a different face, everyone also had a different mouth, so of you were from Scotland, your Scottish accent was just, like. The shape of your teeth or something

8. All liquids were just something + water. Like, bleach was made out of something toxic mixed with water.

9. Every chicken coop needed a rooster. No idea what purpose the rooster served, it just had to be there.

10. If I ate enough bone marrow I’d turn into a dog (I liked chewing open chicken bones for some reason, Idk)

11. In order to wear fake nails, women would have to pull their real nails out first

12. Everyone on the planet was attracted to men and women in exact equal amounts- they were just only allowed to date or marry someone of a different gender because idk adults made up dumb rules all the time, like keeping your elbows off the table and not wearing hats in restaurants.

13. Goldfish were psychic and could read your mind

14. The memorial stone behind my elementary school was actually a grave and there was a dead woman buried under it who made the pipes rattle in the girl’s washroom

15. If the monsters in the dark parts of the house made eye contact with me they’d own part of my soul

16. Cats could talk, they just didn’t want to.

17. Boys were naturally faster, bigger, and stronger than girls, but it was because they were also dumber and needed the advantage to survive

[ironwoman359]

I laughed so hard reading these

[programed-intoxication]

Wormy Business｜Picrew

Average character maker- still in development im trying my best okay Features Homestuck themed ...

//;make yourself in this picrew; or dont i cannot control you,

https://picrew.me/image_maker/463704

[programed-intoxication]

//; well this chapter sure is,

//; something alright,

//; perhaps im being biased but i must admit my concern for yaku at the moment; i suppose things are truly getting to him,

[programed-intoxication]

//; holy shit theyre giving the passangers animals to care for now; this can only end badly,

[godandgaming]

Now THAT’S suspisus

[incorrectinfinitechase]

Elliot: I’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise(the knife).

[computeraest]

when computers finally get their own conciousness

they’d be that relatable buddies lol

[onclickonload]

[programminghumor]

Low level poem

[ashitposterlearnstocode]

TIL that a half-byte is sometimes called a “nibble”

Computer Scientists continue to be the only scientists that name things good

[programed-intoxication]

//; infinite chase kinnies; you know the deal,

https://picrew.me/image_maker/273805

[incorrectinfinitechase]

IC characters as John Mulaney quotes

Blythe - I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Vesta - But, instead, [she] made [her] living in murder.

Eliza - Shut up! You’re all gonna die! Street smarts!

Nikola - I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.

Kamiko - We’re not so different, you and I. You have your law practice, and me? I have all these fucking markers.

Chikako - No one cared what I thought.

Luna - Sometimes babies will point at me and I don't care for that shit at all.

Kazumi - You remember being 12 when you’re like, “no one look at me or I’ll kill myself”

Shuri - You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.

Lily - I’m trying to stay nice though, because when I was a kid, I was raised that you should be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. But now, at the end of my life, I don’t know, because a lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world.

Jeremiah - Well...you know how I'm filled with rage? I'm so horny and angry all the time...and I have no outlet for it.

Eichi - It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up.

Reo - You’re like the kid at the sleepover who, after midnight, is like, ‘It’s tomorrow now.’ Get out of here with your technicalities. Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting.

Yaku - Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you.

Eiko - Y’know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen?

Hikaru - I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.

Nika - My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.

Elliot - Now we don’t have time to unpack all of that.