Broken Pixels Starter Sentences part 3
“I bet that’s ‘blow it out your ass’ in Chinese.”
“Wait, wait, wait, that’s Corey Feldman! That on the right, that’s Corey Feldman!”
“Tell your grandma to bring the car around,”
“Yeah, that’s right, that’s how old your grandma is: she worked in a caveman store!”
“That’s some good fucking acting.”
“It’s a one-man show. Off-Broadway sequel to Congo.”
“The spider’s, like, gnawing on your balls.”
“Most of act 2 is giant spider fights.”
“I’m glad you’re playing this and not me,”
“I think half their budget was blown on ‘1,001 Jungle Sound Effects’.”
“Seacrest totally stole that.”
“I don’t think we were supposed to see that!”
“Why are all the enemies women?”
“Fuckin’… Are you seriously talkin’ to me while I’m fighting these girl spiders?”
“Haven’t these guys fuckin’ seen RoboCop?”
“Here’s a head we drew in Windows Paint.”
“He’s in one of those Sharper Image massage chairs.”
“Put your gun away! You’re still in the fuckin’ police station! Christ.”
“I’m gonna kill everyone in this town.”
“He was programmed to say ‘uh-oh’ when he murders civilians.”
“I still hear him at night.”
“Oh, shit, he’s behind a fence, there’s no way I can shoot him.”
“This is like what you’d put in the background of a 1985 movie about computer games.”
“What’s with the… Scooting?”
“If this is a good graveyard, we gotta write this code down.”
“This is probably better than Oblivion.”
“Blocking isn’t very good against a treant. More offense.”
“There’s such a fussiness to that run. Like an angry nerd running away.”
“You’re really getting into the story.”
“Who would dare attack America?”
“The Hot Topic chick just kicked you in the face.”
“I like the secretary with a clipboard who just came out of a dumpster.”
“That dude in the tracksuit is an expert at crouching.”
“They’re raising the bar on explosive barrels. There’s like, five different colors of explosive barrel here.”
“That guy was awesome! Guy took a thirty foot fall!”
“When you see a Samoan with a chainsaw in the airport, you don’t think anything of it!”
“So they took the nuclear plant. What can they do with that? We got the baggage claim; people’s socks and shoes are safe.”
“I like how this is CG but looks like shit.”
“I don’t think that’s racist! I’m proud of them.”
“That collision was totally ten minutes ago.”
“Everything in this game is a passive sentence.”
“Wait. Conversation. Pick-up line.”
“Where do I find the rubber tubing? And the diapers?”
“Ask her to compromise her morals.”
“We got everybody. We got astronauts; we got Bruce Vilanch.”
“The problem I have with sucking the dong of someone with a bladder control problem… Is you get a lungful of human pee.”
“The last time I was at your party, all those hot sluts were writing whatever essay you came up and asked them for.”
“This isn’t the kind of game I usually play with other dudes around.”
“I could masturbate to this. This is working.”
“What would you do with an extra $1,000 a month? Now what would you do with a lot of genital warts on the inside of your throat?”
“This is pretty good to instruct young kinds on how to throw a party.”
“Oh yeah, here we go. Have sex on the couch.”
“Excuse me, please. I’m gonna go fuck on the couch.”
“Whoa, she did a frontflip!”
“That would tear off a normal dick.”
“Takes me back to the Boy Scouts…”
“This is five minutes later and you’re fucking her like a chimpanzee on the couch!”
“Aww, you two don’t know what sex is, do you?”
“I wanna make out with him!”
“I wanna get to know you better. I know Jamie Kennedy.”
“How would you like my dong up your ass?”
“You better hit the “apologize” button.”
“Oh, she didn’t like that one bit.”
“Relationships are hard.”
“You were never the best with women.”
“I’m gonna play Backgammon with myself. This is what I’ve been reduced to.”
“Yeah, you get into your American flag bikini.”
“Look at how lonely he is. This isn’t the answer, kids.”
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