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DC Comics RP Masterlist!
Reblog this post and add in the tags
your URL
if you’re a single muse or a multimuse
if they’re canon or an OC
your muse’s name, and from which movie or comic they come from
EXAMPLE: scrunklyrpblog, single muse, canon, Scrunkly the Mighty ( pokemon mystery dungeon )
to be added in the list!
NOTE: if you have a multimuse blog, feel free to write as many muses as you have; if you have a fandomless OC, specificy that you just have a specific verse or their “title” – and remember to reblog the fandomless masterlist too!
feel free to specify if your muse is canon divergent too!
Character list comics/movies and alphabetical order can be found HERE!
nonverbal memes
add + to reverse who does the action
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine [ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc. [ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair [ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying [ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
Broken Pixels Starter Sentences part 1
“I think there’s, like, 45 Ryan Seacrest clones.”
“He should be dead! They should be re-attaching his spine!”
“Don’t underestimate the strength of lace.”
“I saw that coming. That was your own damn fault.”
“I’m willing to throw my own life away to destroy [name].”
“If there’s any justice in the world, all the people here in the credits… Are being peed in their mouth.”
“You know who’s a really good comic writer? Not Todd McFarlane.”
“I hope we find some spiders soon…”
“You’re wrong! It’s more hyenas!”
“Can we just leave these poor monsters alone?”
“I kinda like Phil Collins.”
“You’re starting out right at the champion level of gay!”
“What’s that smell? I smell it again. I smell it every time I move my neck!”
“So, like, to do moves, you press certain buttons on the controller? I never would’ve thought of that.”
“Yeah, you like that? Check out my delts!”
“Our hard-ons make fighting impossible.”
“Fuckin’ rad! God loves that shit!”
“Throw the baby in the water! That baby is fucked!”
“You forgot Baby Moses!”
“Behave up there, you two!”
“Look, I’m carrying a pony! A beautiful, majestic pony!”
“Best Japanese generic metal wrestling music that I’ve heard all week…”
“I can’t jerk off to this!”
“That was a Sunset Flip! I totally—I use that move all the time!”
“Are these beasts gonna track us down and beat the shit out of us?”
“I would bone her just to prove to myself I could.”
“I’ll give you twenty dollars for this game right now.”
“There’s not a fruit for that! Who would eat something that looked like that?”
“I almost just did a spit-take right then.”
“I bet that smells like just a… Butter and ham disaster.”
“Homosexual agenda? They’re not supposed to wear shirts. They’re boxers.”
“Is this where the homosexuality comes in?”
“All I know how to do is hump; how do you throw a punch?”
“Dude, I didn’t know we were fighting again!”
“How do I get a blowjob?”
“What could that possibly be but a blowjob!?”
“In all of your years of living on this Earth, can you think of anything he could be doing other than fucking a burrito?”
“He has fucked four thousand burritos since then.”
“That’s the scariest vagina I’ve ever seen.”
“That’s the worst burn I’e ever taken.”
“This is how Michael J. Fox plays every video game.”
“You’re invincible when you somersault!”
“This is the best fish-looking-at simulator I’ve ever seen.”
“You think I haven’t played a video game before, I don’t know what ‘left’ and ‘right’ do?”
“You kidding? All I’ve done is wait!”
“What button do I have to push to get you to shut up?”
“Take this! And this! And this! And that?”
“I’m learning a lot about Spice Girls; I’m learning a lot about myself.”
“You totally wanna fuck old ladies.”
“Seriously, I’m going to ask you what your favorite Golden Girl is, to have sex with, and you’re going to have an answer.”
“The good news is the Spice Girls might be having a reunion.”
“That guy just walked up and kissed you!”
“In the future, there are lots of fucking midgets hiding in alleyways, waiting to grab bodybuilders.”
“You keep sharpening those knives and Google searching yourself.”
“At no point in my life would I have NOT thought ‘that’s a dick’.”
“You cannot suck dick through a hole in a fence.”
Broken Pixels Starter Sentences part 2
“Let’s fuckin’ clack knuckles, man.”
“That’s right, I’m a dragon now!”
“Welcome to die, X-Men!”
“Is he dead? Is he fucking dead!?”
“Now I’m just a big gay guy with a tiny head!”
“I bet that bearsuit has a dickhole cut into it…”
“It’s not a furry convention; it’s nothing like that. No yiffing is going on.”
“I think I used to draw him on my Trapper Keeper.”
“Why you gotta make it all dirty? This game is innocent.”
“Is this, like, an all-female cop force?”
“Why is Annie Hall a terrorist?”
“You son of a bitch, why’d you shoot me?”
“Don’t fuckin’ trust that dickhead.”
“Alright, don’t kill Kinko’s Guy.”
“You shot Mr. McFeely from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood!”
“Look at that cell phone; it’s awesome.”
“They are SO about to do it!”
“I bet a nun would be pretty surprised if she walked in here.”
“Alright, well, I’m glad you’re ticklin’ my balls, stranger.”
“What’s it like bein’ a 4?”
“Did he say a hundred and fifteen bucks?”
“What’s he gonna do? He’s not gonna hit you with that bat.”
“This guy’s the biggest cockblocker ever.”
“I mean, everybody has a favorite girl in Night Trap, and Megan… Is everybody’s favorite girl.”
“We wouldn’t even have known you sucked if you hadn’t told us.”
“I like those control top panties. They go all the way up.”
“Shh. This song is fantastic.”
“So how come I never go to THESE kind of parties?”
“Is he an android? Is he, like, a sex robot?”
“I’m gonna have a hardon at least for four hours.”
“Let me take my penis out of my pants.”
“Look, I’m a pleasure cruise covered in naked men.”
“Stretch those hamstrings.”
“I think the loser gets a handjob from me.”
“You have insane taste in women.”
“I DO think Martha Stewart is hot.”
“What’s goin’ on, do we need to take your keys?”
“Just let the guardrails take you home.”
“I’m really hungry for wings.”
“Let’s fuckin’ drive to Hooters. And then a second Hooters.”
“We’re in a beautiful, like, country club setting.”
“Bang up time on the flip top!”
“You call those ‘Benjamins’ on the street.”
“I don’t wanna hold this.”
“Which one am I? Where am I? What am I?”
“I can’t understand a thing, and it’s because WE’RE white.”
“What do you like better, pirates or space?”
“We gotta save those kids!”
“This is my every fantasy come true.”
“Check out how awesome I am! Can you believe this shit!?”
“These guys suck!”
“I hit him in the dick. I hit him in the chest. I hit him in the face.”
“That was such a lackluster death.”
“That’s a real dead woman!”
“Space worms!”
“What am I looking at?”
“Don’t shoot my groin with a laser!”
“It’s either this or porn.”
“Are they avant-garde? Are they Dadaist?”
“You can suck on a dong. Or smooch on a muff.”
“Instead of ‘ass’, it says @!@.”
“It’s just a fucking dancing frog, it doesn’t make any sense in the context of anything.”
“I can jerk off to anything.”
“Chicks like cartoons.”
“Step one: get hit by a potato. Step two: hit by the robe guy.”
“Don’t try anything fancy, dude, just fuckin’ punch him!”
“You’re lookin’ at your death if you don’t fuckin’ get your head in this.”
“Is that what it sounds like when you fuck?”
“The default name is Fuckchop.”
“That’s a dong. Oh, I hit a dong.”
“Dude, that dong is resilient”
Broken Pixels Starter Sentences part 3
“I bet that’s ‘blow it out your ass’ in Chinese.”
“Wait, wait, wait, that’s Corey Feldman! That on the right, that’s Corey Feldman!”
“Tell your grandma to bring the car around,”
“Yeah, that’s right, that’s how old your grandma is: she worked in a caveman store!”
“That’s some good fucking acting.”
“It’s a one-man show. Off-Broadway sequel to Congo.”
“The spider’s, like, gnawing on your balls.”
“Most of act 2 is giant spider fights.”
“I’m glad you’re playing this and not me,”
“I think half their budget was blown on ‘1,001 Jungle Sound Effects’.”
“Seacrest totally stole that.”
“I don’t think we were supposed to see that!”
“Toss my salad.”
“Why are all the enemies women?”
“Fuckin’… Are you seriously talkin’ to me while I’m fighting these girl spiders?”
“Good looking Taurus.”
“Haven’t these guys fuckin’ seen RoboCop?”
“Here’s a head we drew in Windows Paint.”
“He’s in one of those Sharper Image massage chairs.”
“Put your gun away! You’re still in the fuckin’ police station! Christ.”
“I’m gonna kill everyone in this town.”
“He was programmed to say ‘uh-oh’ when he murders civilians.”
“I still hear him at night.”
“Oh, shit, he’s behind a fence, there’s no way I can shoot him.”
“This is like what you’d put in the background of a 1985 movie about computer games.”
“What’s with the… Scooting?”
“If this is a good graveyard, we gotta write this code down.”
“This is probably better than Oblivion.”
“Blocking isn’t very good against a treant. More offense.”
“There’s such a fussiness to that run. Like an angry nerd running away.”
“You’re really getting into the story.”
“The slime just leaves!”
“Who would dare attack America?”
“The Hot Topic chick just kicked you in the face.”
“I like the secretary with a clipboard who just came out of a dumpster.”
“That dude in the tracksuit is an expert at crouching.”
“My dildos!”
“They’re raising the bar on explosive barrels. There’s like, five different colors of explosive barrel here.”
“That guy was awesome! Guy took a thirty foot fall!”
“When you see a Samoan with a chainsaw in the airport, you don’t think anything of it!”
“So they took the nuclear plant. What can they do with that? We got the baggage claim; people’s socks and shoes are safe.”
“What a dark future.”
“I like how this is CG but looks like shit.”
“I don’t think that’s racist! I’m proud of them.”
“That collision was totally ten minutes ago.”
“Everything in this game is a passive sentence.”
“Wait. Conversation. Pick-up line.”
“Where do I find the rubber tubing? And the diapers?”
“Ask her to compromise her morals.”
“We got everybody. We got astronauts; we got Bruce Vilanch.”
“The problem I have with sucking the dong of someone with a bladder control problem… Is you get a lungful of human pee.”
“The last time I was at your party, all those hot sluts were writing whatever essay you came up and asked them for.”
“This isn’t the kind of game I usually play with other dudes around.”
“I could masturbate to this. This is working.”
“What would you do with an extra $1,000 a month? Now what would you do with a lot of genital warts on the inside of your throat?”
“This is pretty good to instruct young kinds on how to throw a party.”
“Oh yeah, here we go. Have sex on the couch.”
“Excuse me, please. I’m gonna go fuck on the couch.”
“Whoa, she did a frontflip!”
“That would tear off a normal dick.”
“Takes me back to the Boy Scouts…”
“This is five minutes later and you’re fucking her like a chimpanzee on the couch!”
“Aww, you two don’t know what sex is, do you?”
“I wanna make out with him!”
“I wanna get to know you better. I know Jamie Kennedy.”
“How would you like my dong up your ass?”
“You better hit the “apologize” button.”
“Oh, she didn’t like that one bit.”
“Relationships are hard.”
“You were never the best with women.”
“I’m gonna play Backgammon with myself. This is what I’ve been reduced to.”
“Yeah, you get into your American flag bikini.”
“Look at how lonely he is. This isn’t the answer, kids.”
[slowly raises hand] yeah, so, does making out with the enemy count as “fraternizing” or
[Rewatching episodes and two important things about this scene: 1. What a sweet brothers moment. 2. It lasts for maybe three seconds before Matt does something annoying and Terry forcibly removes him, which is so fucking accurate.]
“Just for one night, let’s be villains.”
“Coming from anyone but you, Commish, I’d think they meant it.” Terry had, now and then, wondered about her career choice, given Barbara’s former status as a bat-themed vigilante very much like himself. Pursued out of respect for her father, he assumed, or maybe just recognition of Gotham PD’s need for an “untouchable”, as it were. (Though Terry never saw any of the police corruption his predecessor told him was once rampant.) Still, Terry saw the value of working outside the law to enforce it, feeling that Gotham held horrors the authorities weren’t equipped to handle.
It would be easy to let that line get blurry, to forsake law and order to do what he thought was right to such an extreme that he would indeed be a villain. Some days were more tempting than others, but today wouldn’t be that day. “Let’s get these Jokerz to jail before I change my mind.”
Send me “Just for one night, let’s be villains.” to my muse and get their reaction.
Extremely Exhausted Starters
“You. Rest. Now.”
“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”
“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”
“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”
“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”
“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”
“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”
“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”
“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”
“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”
“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”
“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”
“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”
“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”
“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”
“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”
“I’ve had no energy for three days.”
“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”
“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”
“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”
“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”
“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”
“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”
“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”
“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”
🍐 🍊 Fruit Headcanons🍊🍐
Apple: Something my muse is always trying to learn
Banana: A craving my muse has frequently?
Cherry: Something my muse is good at but modest about
Currents: What makes my muse feel trapped?
Fig: Something my muse sees as forbidden but still desires
Grapes: What would my muse want as a reward for hard work?
Lemon: Something in my muses life that went sour
Orange: What small things in life make my muse happy?
Peach: If my muse was immortal what would they do with their time?
Pear: Something my muse wouldn't want to be separated from
Pineapple: How does my muse handle long-term relationships?
Plum: What are five things that make my muse happy?
Pomegranate: A place my muse will always keep returning to
Raspberries: A fact about my muses love life
Strawberry: What things entice my muse?
Tangerine: Something that gives my muse extra energy
“We are your average, ordinary superhuman punishers of evil.”
“We’re not superhuman, but I like the enthusiasm you’re displaying tonight.”
nonverbal memes
add + to reverse who does the action
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine [ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc. [ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair [ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying [ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
less cringy NSFW/intimacy memes
ACTIONS: (add + to reverse who does the action)
✦ to finger my muse ✧ to give my muse oral ☆ to get caught doing something sexual in public ✻ to catch my muse masturbating ✸ for a drabble about my muse having a sex dream about yours ❆ to tease my muse ❁ for our muses first time ✶ for something awkward to happen during sex ♢ for something to make our muses laugh during sex ♤ for my muse to help yours undress ☽ for my muse to have trouble taking off an article of clothing ♧ to guide my muse’s hands where yours wants to be touched ♜ for my muse to kiss an area where yours is insecure ♞ my muse gets a cramp during sex ♦ my muse sneezes during sex ♟ my muse says the wrong name during sex ✪ for our muses to be intimate in nature © for morning sex ✘ to eat food off of my muse ♕ make your own scenario
WORDS:
“god, you look so good” “fuck—” “i got you, baby” “you’re being so good for me” “i promise i’ll be a good” “please” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum” “say please?” “are you gonna be good for me?” “shit— i have to pee” “wait, that hurts” “not there” “that feels so good” “touch me here” “did you just yawn?” “you make me feel so good” “do you like this?” “i want to hear you when you cum” “i’m so close” “i need you” “how much do you want to cum?” “turn around” “your fingers feel amazing” “i’m yours” “you’re mine” “tell me you’re mine” “you sound so pretty when you moan” “harder” “wait—” “is this okay?” “say it again” “i love you”
Rancid - “Side Kick”
"SOooooooo take off the mask?"
“What, and give in so easily? Where’s the fun in that?”