I have found an amazing site full of generators that are absolutely hilarious to interpret. its called Chaotic Shiny.
I made a quest out of their “good idea generator”
Here’s the prompt: Avoid paying taxes by driving the chariot straight at the gates with the help of the local fool.
And here’s the bullet points of what I thought the adventure would consist of.
Adventurers are forced to pay they king “visitors tax” of 4,000 gold or be executed by the end of the day
Local man says the king is evil and will pay him his 4,000gp if he kills the king
King has a moat around his castle that is 100ft down and 80ft across
There is no drawbridge, only ramps
The king’s men get across in gnomish “speedcarts”
The village idiot has a speed cart
(I used another prompt to generate a small quest for the speedcart)
Prompt 2: Recover the stolen artifact (speedcart) by going shirtless.
The only way he’s gonna give up his speedcart is if he sees Darya Vorobyov have sex with someone while he watches
Adventurers must lure her into the idiot’s house and bed her
The idiot watches from his closet.
Darya is a nymphomaniac btw.
Adventures get the cart and can jump the moat now, or they have to steal the speedcart
Speedcart is essencially a wind up cart with a big old key you have to turn
They ride through the garden
And straight into the king’s chamber
When the king is dying, he asks for his life in exchange for some gold
If not king dies and his own men loot his castle
If players are fast, they can get like 1,000gp from his treaury
If they hesitate they can find treasure worth 500gp
Crown is a Protective Crown of Mindlessness
(+1 AC crown that treats your INT as 0 for spell purposes)