We're pro here!

New to this :3

[prokelp]

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· ─ Kelp's Proship Blog! ─ ·

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· ─ Basic info About us ─ ·

System name: Kelp

Collective Pronouns: He/it/they

Age: 18

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We are new to proshipping stuff and we love to be educated! Please tell us anything and everything! This blog is mainly for our proshipping stuff because we're scared to post any of it on our main blog!

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Kodi is our main proshipper in this system! Info about them (and other headmates) can be found on our main blog!

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Taken anons: 🍰

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Main blog: @kelpseahorse

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· ── See You Around! ── ·

[fuckantishippers]

Every time an Anti-Shipper Becomes a Pro-Shipper, an angel gains intelligence and a fascist dies

[jampilled1]

can’t get over antis calling proshippers “proshitters” it is so unfunny and unoriginal,, if youre gonna try and offend me at least be creative with it

im not a pro at shitting either i spend an abnormal amount of time constipated so theres that too

[prokelp]

Kinda wanna hear what an educated antishipper has to say

Like I'm tired or hearing all the usual anti banter

Give me something to think about

I'm willing to have a respectful conversation about this

[crownofstardustandbone]

[ur-fav-zomboy]

it’s called pro shipping because you’re a pro if you do it

[pom-pom-cherry]

”Um… the person you reblogged that from is a proshipper…”

Oh shit really!? Looks like I’ll have to do nothing because I don’t care 😔

[comet12401]

Being proship is not a bad thing! You are wonderful and precious. Your creativity and being kind to everyone is needed now more than ever. 🩷💕

[prokelp]

Honey, I can't be normalizing rape and large age gaps if it's already been normalized in real society

Yes rape is bad but maybe focus on the real world problem before coming for us fiction writers

[inu-ohhh]

Antis hate predators more than they care for children and victims.

[monarchofhyperfixations]

[strawberrychoc0oo]

"proshitters are normalizing the fetishization of the romanticsation of the sexualization of the markiplierzation"

*proceeds to make epstein jokes, diddy jokes, and edp jokes and accuses strangers on the internet who are minors of being predators and compares drawings to real csam/csem of REAL children*

[proship-shuujuu]

"why do you people ship everything!" baby's first fandom.

[themurdochmemesteries]

"i want old fandom back :(" y'all can't even handle people shipping fictional characters with a 2 year age gap, what makes you think you'll be able to handle all the stuff old fandom came with?

[themurdochmemesteries]

"i want old fandom back :(" y'all can't even handle people shipping fictional characters with a 2 year age gap, what makes you think you'll be able to handle all the stuff old fandom came with?

[prokelp]

Let fictional societies become worse so the real world can get better

[prokelp]

Ah I love this new show I'm watching so much

Yes torture the poor boy, it's kinda hot