[balaclavabaklava2-deactivated20]

yes the leg hair thats showing at the bottom of my jeans is part of the look. mind your business.

[lesbiantahani]

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

[chthonicillness]

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

[neoncitybaby-deactivated2020041]

um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

[lubricates]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

[lvd2]

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[witchbladefights]

Rihanna said Vampire Rights

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range

[wahtdahel-blog]

[greggaraki]

im these gays who showed up specifically to see velma

[thingsthatmatt3r]

[leftoversalad]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Adulthood.

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[fromgreecetoanarchy]

[d-lightfulexcess]

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

[tellmeayarn]

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

[bi-shenanigans-deactivated20210]

Put that last line on my headstone

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

[baratwunk]

[mykey-20]

[gothgfs]

my zodiac sign is Lesbian

[hardsnake]