Ernie and Kieran

COD Zombies/Tolkien/OFMD - He/him 🏳️‍🌈

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[rngeezus]

Merrivius’ Elf is 10000% how I picture Glenda. Especially the faces

[calmdowngorgeous]

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

[nerdylizard5]

I’ve created a monstrosity in the name of making a cursed Tolkien presentation about Crablor what have I done

[clebsterart]

Been thinking about those really sparse low poly looking trees from halo CE :)

EDIT: my partner actually had requested caboose carrying a big ass tree for christmas, i hope this brings the vision to life :P

[rngeezus]

Okay I know everyone loves dad-joke Simon, AND I DO TOO but I actually interpreted that scene a little differently.

I don’t think Ghost is just the type to toss out a bad joke willy nilly.

I think he was panicking.

He knew the only chance Soap had to make it out alive was for him to keep moving. And he felt so fucking helpless from his hiding spot that he did everything he could do to help from over their radios.

1) Tell him everything he could about guerrilla tactics

2) Raise his spirits

And Ghost, being a big autistic bastard thought, ‘how tf do normal people cheer each other up??’

So even though the jokes were the only ones he could remember and even though he felt stupid telling them, he did it. When soap was too quiet for too long or sounded tired or scared, he would spit out any joke he could think of.

“We could do this all night” was Simon’s way of saying “Stay with me, Johnny.”

[rngeezus]

Merry Christmas, ya filthy shippers animals.

@janilee

[hipstersoulgushers]

@ibetittering bald

[vulpe-mortuus]

[rngeezus]

So I’m learning German 🦥

I need some media to hyperfixate on. Music/movies/tv shows, all good.

Genres I tend to like: fantasy, mystery, horror, animation, metal (but all are welcome)

Helps if there are hot men involved, because I am a slut

Any recommendations are very much appreciated!!!

[rngeezus]

Trying to sell my house and it’s making me painfully aware that I’m a for-real adult no-take-backsies old person

on tumblr

[ematothesky]

things about middle-earth that sound fake to people who haven't read the silmarillion

the earth was flat until some people pissed off god enough that he punched it round

the sun and moon used to be trees, but a big spider ate them

elves even being in middle-earth can be traced back to one (1) dude hating that people mispronounced his mom's name

sauron is a werewolf

elrond's biological parents are a star and a bird now

there's a sexy vampire lady

fighting a balrog barehanded is so cool it'll get you reincarnated right away even if there isn't a current big crisis going on (sorry gandalf, glorfindel just did it better)

satan got banned from heaven for playing his own music too loud

if you were intense enough in life, when you die, you might literally explode

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[primissektor]

We’re proud of you, Richtofen!!

[gorodkrovi]

[rngeezus]

I found this doodle in a notebook and I can’t for the life of me remember the context but I love it

[griffincastle]

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