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EARTHSPARK MEGATRON * WRITTEN BY SAMSA

Hello! I'm Samsa and I love too many robots. I am 21+ and Megatron is an old, old man who is very tired.

Mature topics or NSFW things may crop up from time to time. I will try to do my best to tag, but if I’ve missed something in particular and you need it tagged, please let me know and I’ll do my best to tag it going forwards.

Yes, your muse can in fact attack or harass Megatron as much as you'd like. He has a higher threshold than most other Megatrons, but he can and will make his opinions known-- so I hope your characters know what they're getting into.

OCs are always welcome. Please just have an about page or have the patience to tell me about your character so I can figure out the best way for our muses to interact.

Please note that I have really bad eyesight and poor health overall :( Because of this I tend to avoid formatting text– but please don’t hesitate to use graphics if you like to! I just ask you be aware that I can’t read small text.

This is not my main blog. If you need to reach me, please message me over on Rung (@sparkmender). Thank you!

#[ooc] moon above

primalmonarchy

He is looking disrespectfully. “Lord Prime.”

Optimus' optics flickered briefly in surprise, and then darkened a little, helm tipping a bit as he turned slightly- not enough to look at Megatron directly, but enough to catch the shape of him in the reflection of the metal next to him. "...Lord Protector. I haven't heard you call me that one in a while."

promisedloyalty

“Is it illegal, now, to appreciate you putting a little effort into your appearance now and again?” Megatron drawls, leaning against the doorframe with his servos casually resting on his hips. “It’s not every orn the great Optimus Prime deigns to do himself up with a tin of polish. I’ve got to get my fill before you go out an’ decide rolling around in mud is an enriching hobby.”

“ALL OF YE. SHUT IT AN’ GET T’BERTH.”

#[ic] all along the watchtower

“Could you at least do me the dignity of getting mad at me for something I actually did, instead of getting mad at me for something you thought up in your head?”

#[ic] all along the watchtower

“I cann’y get up. The little ones…”

Please. Help him. The Terrans have not taken the time change well and now Megatron is stuck where he is under a pile of recharging younglings.

It had started with just Twitch and Jawbreaker, but now he’s got all five of them piled on him like space barnacles…

#[ic] all along the watchtower

Concern and warring impulses crease Megatron’s frown deeper, features turned gaunt under the late afternoon light.

A younger, crueler self would let the dice fall where they may, personal loyalty be damned. An even younger Megatron would be beside himself.

Old as he is, now, he’s wary of the both of ‘em.

#[ic] all along the watchtower

kaity--did

We do not do elf of the shelf but our house does have borrowers. Penny knows that if she leaves a mess out at night the borrowers will take that as a sign that they can have it and take it into the walls to build their homes

This teaches her to out her stuff away at the end of the night or I chuck it out and also sometimes she wakes up and yells "HEY ELEVES I LEFT YOU SOME STUFF!" And it is hilarious

kaity--did

Penny: THE ELVES HAVE ONIONTIZED

My mom on FaceTime: ???

Me: I had to explain to Penny how the borrowers are part of the elf union and so they go to North Pole the last 3 weeks of the year so no one ever has to work too much over time and that's why they haven't taken mommy's wrapping paper or scissors or anything else I've left out... shes trying to explain the elf union to you.

Penny: THEY GET PAID EXTRA CAUSE OF THE ONION

adverbian

kaity--did

I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣

"Ah, yes. Baby's first blood lust. Quite the rush, aye?"

#[ic] all along the watchtower

The more time he spends with the Terrans...

...the more he has this urge to pick up and carry smaller mechs.

Which is ridiculous, because he is Megatron-- and therefore almost everyone is smaller than him.

#[ic] old man yells at cloud

promisedloyalty

Big eyes. Head fins back. He is staring at you Megsy. Maybe even whining a little.

Megatron sighs heavily, squoon halfway to his mouth.

"Did you already finish your dessert? Again?"

primalmonarchy

"Megatron," Optimus wheedled, perhaps a tad too pathetic, fins tipped backwards farther. "May I have a second serving?"

promisedloyalty

“There isn’t any more of the rocky road one you like. I told you that when I got it out of the cold storage for you,” Megatron reminds him, mild frown deepening to a scowl.

Honestly. How had he spent so many years fighting this mech? Optimus was a mess.

Even as he puts his squoon back into his cup of coolant custard and hands it to Optimus, Megatron needles at him. “These cravings of yours! I think you ought to video call Ratchet at some point…”

godliath

lazy summer days 🥄

Big eyes. Head fins back. He is staring at you Megsy. Maybe even whining a little.

Megatron sighs heavily, squoon halfway to his mouth.

"Did you already finish your dessert? Again?"

fuck that noise we no longer canon boys. yo ho megatron FOR ME

#[ooc] moon above

Flat on his back, Megatron’s snoring could probably rattle the foundation of the base. Luckily for everyone he prefers to recharge on his undercarriage, preferably with a pillow over his helm.

#[ic] all along the watchtower

Dizzying,

booze.

The things

it can do to you

lips and tongue and past the throat and in your heart and through your veins

both above and beneath

is it worth

the agony of morning?

#[ic] dead poets speak no oaths

It’s real yearning hours. Nobody look at or touch him.

#[ic] old man yells at cloud